2nd O.T.H.(TM)

[sugarpie]

Since we're officially a clique now, who will be bringing me back a Mickey ice cream bar?

 

[sugarpie]

By the way, my 4 year old cut her own hair today. It's awesome - a nice big chunk out of the bangs! I'm so proud.

 

[FroggyinArk]

i told you its impossible to be official thread hijackers with out a bug zapper, and cold beer.

 

[FroggyinArk]

there now if you just had a pink caddilac limo.. you woulds be just as cool as we are..lol

 

[Cantw8]

i told you its impossible to be official thread hijackers with out a bug zapper, and cold beer.

You know I'm always up for a cold beer but I'm afraid the wolverine might get his......tail caught in the bug zapper, unless Sugarpie ate him already

 

[sugarpie]

As for the wolverine - I ate his liver. With some fava beans and a nice chianti. After I mounted him that is.

 

[jpeltier]

As for the wolverine - I ate his liver. With some fava beans and a nice chianti. After I mounted him that is.

Because you were brave enough or enough to mount the wolverine,here's your prize: Was it worth it?!!

 

[Cantw8]

As for the wolverine - I ate his liver. With some fava beans and a nice chianti. After I mounted him that is.

Hello, Clarice

 

[GoofyDad869]

Hello, Clarice

Good day!

Dues are supposed to be in today!

On our (Me & KAMommy) drive in this morning, we followed a red '57 Corvette convertible. It was SO cherry. Then he turned to go to Wal*Mart. I know what that drool means...

And yesterday afternoon on the way to dinner, I saw a Dodge Viper RT10, white with a black stripe.

FroggyinArk -
Thank you so much for our cold beer and bug zapper! It really livens the place up, dontcha think? In appreciation of that, YOUR dues aren't due until tomorrow.

 

[Cantw8]

anybody want to see Goofydad's head explode????

I guess I shoulda known
By the way u parked your car sideways
That it wouldnt last

See youre the kinda person
That believes in makin out once
Love em and leave em fast

I guess I must be dumb
cuz u had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used

But it was saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And u say what have I got 2 lose?
And honey I say

Little red corvette
Baby youre much 2 fast
Little red corvette
U need a love thats gonna last

I guess I shoulda closed my eyes
When u drove me 2 the place
Where your horses run free

cuz I felt a little ill
When I saw all the pictures
Of the jockeys that were there before me

Believe it or not
I started to worry
I wondered if I had enough class

But it was saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And u say, baby, have u got enough gas?
Oh yeah

Little red corvette
Baby youre much 2 fast, yes u r
Little red corvette
U need 2 find a love thats gonna last

A body like yours (a body like yours)
Oughta be in jail (oughta be in jail)
cuz its on the verge of bein obscene
(cuz its on the verge of bein obscene)

Move over baby (move over baby)
Gimme the keys (gimme the keys)
Im gonna try 2 tame your little red love machine
(Im gonna try 2 tame your little red love machine)

Little red corvette
Baby youre much 2 fast
Little red corvette
U need 2 find a love thats gonna last

Little red corvette
Honey u got 2 slow down (got 2 slow down)
Little red corvette
cuz if u dont u gonna run your
Little red corvette right in the ground

(little red corvette)
Right down 2 the ground (honey u got 2 slow down)
U, u, u got 2 slow down (little red corvette)
Youre movin much 2 fast (2 fast)
U need 2 find a love thats gonna last

Girl, u got an butt like I never seen
And the ride...
I say the ride is so smooth
U must be a limousine

Baby youre much 2 fast
Little red corvette
U need a love, u need a love thats
Thats gonna last
(little red corvette)
U got 2 slow down (u got 2 slow down)
Little red corvette

cuz if u dont, cuz if u dont,
U gonna run your body right into the ground (right into the ground)
Right into the ground (right into the ground)
Right into the ground (right into the ground)

Little red corvette

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

My kids get out of school tomorrow. Yea, for a few weeks then the countdown begins for school to start up again. Can anyone relate?

 

[GoofyDad869]

anybody want to see Goofydad's head explode????

I guess I shoulda known
By the way u parked your car sideways
That it wouldnt last

See youre the kinda person
That believes in makin out once
Love em and leave em fast

I guess I must be dumb
cuz u had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used

But it was saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And u say what have I got 2 lose?
And honey I say

Little red corvette
Baby youre much 2 fast
Little red corvette
U need a love thats gonna last

I guess I shoulda closed my eyes
When u drove me 2 the place
Where your horses run free

cuz I felt a little ill
When I saw all the pictures
Of the jockeys that were there before me

Believe it or not
I started to worry
I wondered if I had enough class

But it was saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And u say, baby, have u got enough gas?
Oh yeah

Little red corvette
Baby youre much 2 fast, yes u r
Little red corvette
U need 2 find a love thats gonna last

A body like yours (a body like yours)
Oughta be in jail (oughta be in jail)
cuz its on the verge of bein obscene
(cuz its on the verge of bein obscene)

Move over baby (move over baby)
Gimme the keys (gimme the keys)
Im gonna try 2 tame your little red love machine
(Im gonna try 2 tame your little red love machine)

Little red corvette
Baby youre much 2 fast
Little red corvette
U need 2 find a love thats gonna last

Little red corvette
Honey u got 2 slow down (got 2 slow down)
Little red corvette
cuz if u dont u gonna run your
Little red corvette right in the ground

(little red corvette)
Right down 2 the ground (honey u got 2 slow down)
U, u, u got 2 slow down (little red corvette)
Youre movin much 2 fast (2 fast)
U need 2 find a love thats gonna last

Girl, u got an butt like I never seen
And the ride...
I say the ride is so smooth
U must be a limousine

Baby youre much 2 fast
Little red corvette
U need a love, u need a love thats
Thats gonna last
(little red corvette)
U got 2 slow down (u got 2 slow down)
Little red corvette

cuz if u dont, cuz if u dont,
U gonna run your body right into the ground (right into the ground)
Right into the ground (right into the ground)
Right into the ground (right into the ground)

Little red corvette

I'd like that song - just that song, repeated over and over, on a cd. Then I'll play it. 24/7. Toolin' around in my little red Corvette.

You know, I used to have a red Camaro. Before you get too impressed, it was a V6 so it was all show, no go. I like the Dead Milkmen's song "B!tch!n' Camaro" alot, but I don't think I ever played that song while driving my Camaro. Go figure.

Which reminds me, why don't they write songs about cars like, say, a Subaru Legacy wagon? Hmmm, maybe I'll get my musical career going with stuff like that. I play an awesome cowbell!

 

[GoofyDad869]

My kids get out of school tomorrow. Yea, for a few weeks then the countdown begins for school to start up again. Can anyone relate?

My daughter's last day is tomorrow, my son's is Friday. Then they're out 'til early August. What's up with that? When I was a kid, school didn't start until well toward Labor Day. I know, cuz my birthday is near the end of August (21st) and it was always close whether or not I'd be in school on my birthday.

 

[magicmirror]

My kids get out of school tomorrow. Yea, for a few weeks then the countdown begins for school to start up again. Can anyone relate?

I can relate, mine got out last Wed. and we are already in the countdown till school starts back. (scratch that, I am already counting down the days, and there's alot of them ) They got out and I started college, I have my first algebra class tonight. First one in soooo long, I'm sceered!!!! They tested me, to find out what class to start me in, I didn't do so well. This was immediately after I bragged about how smart I was. I have never felt so dumb, my only response was "well, I knew this stuff once" (that would have been 15 years ago) I thought many of the answers to the test should have been "(e.) none of the above" but they didn't list that as an option.

My new oath: I will never brag on my superior intelligence again to someone who can prove me an wrong. And make me look like a complete idiot in the process.

 

[magicmirror]

GoofyPintoMaster, do you need me to send a little hotwheels man to ride in the little hotwheels corvette I am sending? Then you can play "Little Red Corvette", as you push the little man in his little car around on your coffee table?

Just trying to help, sir.

 

[GoofyDad869]

GoofyPintoMaster, do you need me to send a little hotwheels man to ride in the little hotwheels corvette I am sending? Then you can play "Little Red Corvette", as you push the little man in his little car around on your coffee table?

Just trying to help, sir.

A Gumby figure would do just fine. Nissan did the little toy man / little toy woman thingie with the early '90s 300ZX (remember, with Van Halen's "You Really Got Me"). That's so '90s. Part of being a revolutionary is blazing your own trail.

Which reminds me... Our Official Emergency Backup Song (in case the "Theme from Mahogony" ever experiences technical difficulties) is Rage Against the Machine "Renegades of Funk".

 

[GoofyDad869]

...And it's Pinto(GoofyDad Octo-Sixto-Niner).

...And there's no need to call me 'sir'. Makes me feel old.

 

[L107ANGEL]

My kids get out of school tomorrow. Yea, for a few weeks then the countdown begins for school to start up again. Can anyone relate?

Wow, thats early. Where are you from?

 

[Cantw8]

I'd like that song - just that song, repeated over and over, on a cd. Then I'll play it. 24/7. Toolin' around in my little red Corvette.

You know, I used to have a red Camaro. Before you get too impressed, it was a V6 so it was all show, no go. I like the Dead Milkmen's song "B!tch!n' Camaro" alot, but I don't think I ever played that song while driving my Camaro. Go figure.

Which reminds me, why don't they write songs about cars like, say, a Subaru Legacy wagon? Hmmm, maybe I'll get my musical career going with stuff like that. I play an awesome cowbell!

Wasn't there a song back in the day about a Woody?

 

[magicmirror]

A Gumby figure would do just fine.

hmmmm, I think I can make a gumby out of playdoh.