As far as Tarak's little girl is concerned: Sure, she "Looks" cute but how innocent can she be?? Now don't get me wrong here... Ninja Mom LOVES a holy terror, in fact I am taking applications for a minion in training. I think we would get along just fine and do a lot of damage to boot! Please sign her up for:
NINJA MOM's BEACH CLUB RESORT CAMP for LITTLE TERRORS!
SUNDAY: Check in and Meet and greet in the Lobby. At 3pm we will have a contest to see how many balloons we can let float up to the Lobby ceiling. Don't worry though, the woman that works as a greeter is in charge of getting them all back down again ; )
MONDAY: There will be an inservice on valuable suggestions for driving your family members crazy. Topics include eating all of the cookies, drinking all of the milk and stealing everyone's phone for your own personal use.
TUESDAY: Tips for staying up way past your bed time are on the agenda for today as well as how to make the most of those cranky mornings.
WEDNESDAY: The art of being a picky eater! Helpful hints include waiting until Mom/Dad goes food shopping and then refusing to eat what they bought. The afternoon session will consist of encouragement with ignoring the children's menu and devouring the adult's entree.
THURSDAY: Nursery school... Just say NO!
FRIDAY: Toy thief or innocent borrower? Scenarios will be put into play enabling you to practice your "sorry, not sorry Look" and super secret toy hiding places will be revealed, for example: No one ever looks in the closet where the vacuum cleaner is kept!
Saturday: Tantrums, Tiaras and Toddlers. There is only one princess in the family and that princess is YOU! Popular catch phrases like "No, no, no No, NO NOOOOOOOOOOO!" will be taught as well as "Mine, MINE MIIIIINE!" The afternoon session will be devoted to mixed martial arts training to maximize the ferocity of those tantrums.
So Sign her up Tarak! I'm waiting for her!
~NM