2011 Beach & Yacht Club FAQ

[Marlton Mom]

But I do love some babnanas.

(And no, it's not misspelled. Visit the babnana thread on the community board, lol.)

Six pages in on Babnana thread #8 and I'm thinking this is the "Seinfeld" of Dis threads..... Am I correct?

Posting live from the T. O. C.

~MM

 

[creativeamanda]

You guys are crazy ... BUT ... I've seen things almost that bad walk by me in the lobby. I so want to yell, "they make cover-ups ... in all sizes and colors ..... please, please, cover up. It's fair game once you are at the pool but do you really have to walk half naked through the lobby, especially when you do not look like Ryan Reynolds!!" But I just smile and try not to throw up.

I can only imagine.

 

[Marlton Mom]

You guys are crazy ... BUT ... I've seen things almost that bad walk by me in the lobby. I so want to yell, "they make cover-ups ... in all sizes and colors ..... please, please, cover up. It's fair game once you are at the pool but do you really have to walk half naked through the lobby, especially when you do not look like Ryan Reynolds!!" But I just smile and try not to throw up.

Jeez Teena! Obviously those men wearing the "speedos" are European and 'your-a-pee-in' in your pants because they look so... um... "smart" in those bathing suits.

I know my husband would NEVER wear one of those things (because I've asked him!) so us ladies will just have to live vicariously through the faux pas of other, more 'unfortunate' wives.

~MM

 

[OThopeful35]

You guys are crazy ... BUT ... I've seen things almost that bad walk by me in the lobby. I so want to yell, "they make cover-ups ... in all sizes and colors ..... please, please, cover up. It's fair game once you are at the pool but do you really have to walk half naked through the lobby, especially when you do not look like Ryan Reynolds!!" But I just smile and try not to throw up.

 

[gretchenohar@hotmail]

I hate to tell y'all this but there is no more room in the time out corner for this BC/YC thread because Marlton Mom is living there in perpetuity.

I strive to be the biggest 'offender' at posting off topic items and (Not so) helpful hints. Yeah sure, you can depend on Teena and everyone else here to give you the skinny on the room views and Buffet menus, but only Marlton Mom is going to tell you the truth about things like the "bounce back clock" and the official Beach Club label merchandise..... like the official Beach Club Speedo for Husbands who forget their bathing suits:






Beach Club/ Dis boards speedo mankini by Marlton Mom, on Flickr

Notice how it's LIME GREEN so everyone will know your husband has a wife who subscribes to this Dis Board thread!

So don't bother looking for the Beach Club Logo or any hidden Mickeys on this baby. They've been hidden for years and they are not coming out any time soon so save yourself the trouble!

I'll go back to the time out corner now.

Marlton Mom

MY DREAM-BOAT!!!!!!love:

 

[YCFAN]

After going back and reading my comment, I can see how it sounds just plain "AWFUL"! I wish I could delete it. I meant I would not make the mistake of going back and reading page 1 before asking a question. I'm deeply embarassed and as punishment for being a complete jerk..... you all should require a live report essay during my Beach Club trip in only 14 more days!!!!!


Loving these little banana guys.

Oh PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!! let this be your punishment~

My trip is not for another four weeks and I would absolutely adore a live report in two weeks to get me through this month!! Here's some more dancing bananas....

 

[Sue M]

Every night there are crab legs.

Looking forward to it

 

[Sue M]

I hate to tell y'all this but there is no more room in the time out corner for this BC/YC thread because Marlton Mom is living there in perpetuity.

I strive to be the biggest 'offender' at posting off topic items and (Not so) helpful hints. Yeah sure, you can depend on Teena and everyone else here to give you the skinny on the room views and Buffet menus, but only Marlton Mom is going to tell you the truth about things like the "bounce back clock" and the official Beach Club label merchandise..... like the official Beach Club Speedo for Husbands who forget their bathing suits:






Beach Club/ Dis boards speedo mankini by Marlton Mom, on Flickr

Notice how it's LIME GREEN so everyone will know your husband has a wife who subscribes to this Dis Board thread!

So don't bother looking for the Beach Club Logo or any hidden Mickeys on this baby. They've been hidden for years and they are not coming out any time soon so save yourself the trouble!

I'll go back to the time out corner now.

Marlton Mom

It's like a train wreck, you know you shouldn't look but you just have to Seen waaaay to many men in Speedos at WDW who just shouldn't be!

 

[Mickey & Minnie Mom]

You guys are crazy ... BUT ... I've seen things almost that bad walk by me in the lobby. I so want to yell, "they make cover-ups ... in all sizes and colors ..... please, please, cover up. It's fair game once you are at the pool but do you really have to walk half naked through the lobby, especially when you do not look like Ryan Reynolds!!" But I just smile and try not to throw up.

On what days of the week do they offer this class at Disney University?

I'd love to sign up for it if it is offered on one of our free days ... or maybe you can just give me a crash course, Teena?! I can't even imagine the things you must see.

Might drive me to use my handy-dandy hand sanitzer on my eyes.

 

[heatherbabydoll1]

I absolutly agree speedos should have a weight and age limit. Along with some bikinis. Truely when people know WDW is family friendly you would take that in to consideration. Last year the worse was white string bikini wet and her counter part in a speedo. I caught myself grabbing my son's face and the woman gave me a nasty look like I shouldn't gaurd my preteen son from every detail of a woman's anatomy!

I am pooh sized and I find a bathing suit that covers as much as possible and wear a black hooded cover up from Lane Bryant. (comes in handy in December when it is cold)

Today has been so much fun on here, makes me wonder what tomorrow brings!

 

[ProudMommyof2]

Dee-
I actually consider you a summer at WDW expert! I have bookmarked the page in your TR where you do am EMH at MK. I absolutely intend to attempt to duplicate your extremely impressive feat of riding all 3 mountains and having fastpasses for each by lunch! BAM-BAM-BAM!!!


Pam

 

[SteveTrek]

Every night there are crab legs.

Oh, goody! Cape May is the first place on property we'll be dining after our arrival. I booked it for two reasons - it's right where we're staying and it has unlimited crab legs (a must for the women in my life) on the buffet! Unbeatable combination after a long day traveling from Denver!

 

[Marlton Mom]

Today has been so much fun on here, makes me wonder what tomorrow brings!

Hmm...... Well we do need to start working on that uniform redesign for the greeter position....

I'll see if I can come up with some ideas and the rest of you do the same. If we managed to get them to start offering Beach Club themed merchandise at the gift shop imagine what we could do for Teena!!


Mwa Ha ha!!!!
Marlton Mom

 

[natebenma]

Dee-
I actually consider you a summer at WDW expert! I have bookmarked the page in your TR where you do am EMH at MK. I absolutely intend to attempt to duplicate your extremely impressive feat of riding all 3 mountains and having fastpasses for each by lunch! BAM-BAM-BAM!!!


Pam

Thank you Pam! That was a VERY GOOD day! We were definitely in the EMH groove, and when it hit us that we had completed the Double-Triple-Mountain-Whammy, it brought a smile to our faces! Here is one of favorite memories of that day:

 

[TeenaS]

Hmm...... Well we do need to start working on that uniform redesign for the greeter position....

I'll see if I can come up with some ideas and the rest of you do the same. If we managed to get them to start offering Beach Club themed merchandise at the gift shop imagine what we could do for Teena!!


Mwa Ha ha!!!!
Marlton Mom

Funny you should mention that. Every Monday when I go into work I am afraid I'll get the dreaded call to "go to costuming". That's what happens every time they come up with a new costume for me. It's been about three months since they told me they were working on the new "period" costume and I've been scared ever since.

Bob says if it's really horrible, just transfer to another resort. But I love the BC and my guests but I'M NOT WEARING BLOOMERS!!!!!

 

[natebenma]

Today has been so much fun on here, makes me wonder what tomorrow brings!

Tomorrow I am going to unveil an exciting new contest. Check back here early!

 

[Marlton Mom]

Does anybody know if our beloved Teena looks FABULOUS in Black and white????




Possible New Greeter costume for the Beach Club?? by Marlton Mom, on Flickr

Another Helpful suggestion from Marlton Mom

PS. Does anybody have the email address for "costuming"? Just wondering....

 

[HockeyMomR]

Funny you should mention that. Every Monday when I go into work I am afraid I'll get the dreaded call to "go to costuming". That's what happens every time they come up with a new costume for me. It's been about three months since they told me they were working on the new "period" costume and I've been scared ever since.

Bob says if it's really horrible, just transfer to another resort. But I love the BC and my guests but I'M NOT WEARING BLOOMERS!!!!!

Does anybody know if our beloved Teena looks FABULOUS in Black and white????

Marlton Mom - too funny, when I read Teena's post, this was exactly what I was thinking.

Teena - hoping for you this is not what "period costume" they had in mind!

 

[HockeyMomR]

We have finally made a vacation decision - we decided to take advantage of our free dining pin (the men decided the food is very important!) and booked a Water View room.

So, deluxe room will be opening up for anybody looking for one July 17-23!!

 

[TeenaS]

does anybody know if our beloved teena looks fabulous in black and white????




possible new greeter costume for the beach club?? by marlton mom, on flickr

another helpful suggestion from marlton mom

ps. Does anybody have the email address for "costuming"? Just wondering....

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