Is that Mike in DRAG!?!?!?!?!
Oh no, Mike's way to skinny for that to be him.
Is it Wally?

nope, Wally's too skinny too.
Is it ME?!?!?!?

No, even drunk, I wouldn't be caught dead in that print.
Gosh, I'm stumped, Mike. WHO IS IT!?!?!?!
How ever will I sleep until I find out who it is?
Oh, that's right, I've got darvoset. Good night!