2006 Summer Sanitarium Tour

[Del]

I'm ready for more......

Del

 

[sharkB8HooHaHa]

I'm not sure which is funnier, your TR or your references to 16 Candles. AND, I love that they come in the form of "p.s"s.

Thanks for loanin' me the Donger.

 

[S.Poppins]

I am so glad I found this TR before it is at 20 pages (that is when I usually find them and it takes days to finish, I won't mention any names, but the initials are TM) This is a great TR.

 

[princesslibby]

Hello? Slatie?

 

[TwinkieMama]

Brain is so cheap he buys loose leaf and rolls his smokes.

DON'T PANIC

I worked with a guy so cheap that he gave up buying smokes and got a part time job picking tobacco once he realized you could get just as much of buzz by rubbing the sap on your arms.

 

[sorul82?]

I worked with a guy so cheap that he gave up buying smokes and got a part time job picking tobacco once he realized you could get just as much of buzz by rubbing the sap on your arms.

OMG! I can't believe you used the phrase, "picking tobacco!" Just wait til Twinkie Daddy gets ahold of you! He's liable to put a hurtin' on your backside! (I had best get that leather whip in the mail pronto!)

I did not grow up in the country. I made a comment one time about picking tobacco and was kindly informed that you "crop tobacco" not pick it. Actually, the correct term is croppin' backer or croppin' tobacky.

 

[sorul82?]

PrincessLibby,

My little brother paid a buck to see your underwear!

 

[sorul82?]

I'm not sure which is funnier, your TR or your references to 16 Candles. AND, I love that they come in the form of "p.s"s.

Thanks for loanin' me the Donger.

Sharkb8: Dat you? I thought you were my new style American girlfriend!

 

[sorul82?]

Wow, there's a lot of new readers today! Thanks for joining the support group! Please send lots of booze and prozac! Twinkie Mama has me singing a song about Capt Morgan, so bring headphones 'cause my singing is pure-T-awful!

 

[sharkB8HooHaHa]

Sorul8,
What's a-happenin', hot stuff?

You're killing me!

 

[Disneyland_Mama]

C'mon, missy. Waiting for a new installment. I'm dying to hear about whiners near death experience. Did he jump outta the Safari jeep? Did he try to pet the lions?

 

[sorul82?]

I'm having writer's cramp! Please send virtual Zebra Dome asap!

 

[tinkerbellang]

Now I know why all of you want zebra domes - because of the alcohol they contain. With this trip report - makes lots of sense!

 

[PaMom001]

What's a zebra dome?

 

[TwinkieMama]

I made a comment one time about picking tobacco and was kindly informed that you "crop tobacco" not pick it. Actually, the correct term is croppin' backer or croppin' tobacky.

A: I wanted folks not from the area to understand what in tarnation I was talkin' bout and If I quoted this guy directly then it would have sounded something like Boomhower (sp?) on King of the Hill.

B: TwinkieDaddy is out of town. Leaving me alone with 4 kids (2 with fevers) and the DIS. He is in a wedding. Guess what he is wearing???????

C:Zebra domes have alcohol in them????? What????

D: Sing the captain morgan song! I don't know it! At least PM it to me...

E: Writer's block?!? WHAT?

F: I feel so uncool because I have only seen 16 candles once in my life. Not enough to quote from. But I did see it in Durham- do I get partial credit?

 

[Disneyland_Mama]

I'm having writer's cramp! Please send virtual Zebra Dome asap!

Doh! Mm mait em ell! Translation: I ate them all!

 

[AdventureGuru]

You are one brave soul!
BF wants to plan a trip to WDW with his family...making me Pack Leader...I've done my best to get out of this and luckily...No one can afford the way we travel...Thank goodness!!

Keep it coming! We're here for you!!!

 

[mikayla73]

I can't find the Capt'n .. did someone take him and not bring him back? Well I was gonna give you a little Capt'n Jack to help you out of your writers block, especially since TD is OOT, I thought he could help you

So try this instead

And here's a jager bomb ...

I hope the kiddies are feeling better today. Here's a little pixie dust for them too.

 

[sorul82?]

Yes, dear sweet peeps….I’d like to report that we managed to accomplish just one thing without drama. Tonight, giant golf ball: this was not the time or the place. Once inside we had another heated discussion as to what should be left in the scooter. Actually, it was more like BIL yelling at MIL to just come on already. MIL had twisted her knee or something, so although she could normally walk some, today she was limited to a few steps….or so she claimed. Let’s see if I can explain this….MIL doesn’t necessarily want to be the center of attention. But, she does want her four boys (but mostly Sirius) to “take care” of her. Like she wants to be elderly before her time? Yet, if no one is around, and if there is something she wants to do, she does it. With me? So, here we are loading in this order: Me with Felony and Denise, Sirius with Mr. Clean and DS9, Grandpa and Grandma, BIL and Whiner, and MIL left to fend for herself. Ok, all hands were full except BIL….BIL is very selfish and is very frustrated with his mother. The CM slowed the belt when he saw Grandma, so I assumed he would stop it once enough cars were loaded so that MIL could get on. Nope, still going, so MIL takes a step, there are no rails, and MIL almost does a face plant while trying to load! And who is expected to run to her side? Nuff said. All loaded and whiner whines all the way up and all the way down. “Daaaad, I gotta go to the baathroooom.” Once that was done, a quick waste removal time allotment (WRTA), it was time to high tail it to the Poly! Did I just say “high tail it?” We kindly inform BIL that he did not have time to find a smoking area, and that he could do so after we arrived at the restaurant. Now, off to the monorail. We did move quickly at this point because we had wheels under the turtles.

 

[sorul82?]

I decided to take the girls and ride up front of the monorail…plus I needed a break from the crazy people. I am sure that folks were wondering what asylum we escaped from or they were thinking that somebody was past due on their meds. I was tempted to tell strangers that their medication had been confiscated by airport security!

When Grandpa rented the chair at Epcot, they told him to leave the Epcot chair behind when boarding the monorail and one would be waiting at the platform. Our lime green monorail (I was longing for comic relief from my DIS friends) arrives at the TTC, and we all unload. All other riders have left the platform, while the 11 of us are just standing there waiting for a wheelchair to just appear. Can you see a pattern here? The clock is ticking so Sirius runs down the ramp to find one. Meanwhile, we spot them on the other side, so Brain goes down another ramp. Moments later, we witnessed the two of them running up and down ramps pushing empty wheelchairs! It really was funny…..now, but not at the time! I was hungry and starting to get a headache. Can you get a headache from too much eye rolling? I was going on 9 hours of no Diet Mt. Dew. We get to the next monorail, and finally arrive at the Poly. Somebody at the Poly must have been playing a fun game of tick off the Loud Mama! There was a little map for O’Hana that pointed us downstairs. After getting this group downstairs, I found out that no, O’Hana is upstairs. So, I turn around to inform my group, but I am standing there, all alone… I did it! Just like in Home Alone! I wished my family away!! WAIT!!!! I want four of them back!