[Campy organ music playing w/announer voice over]"Will Curt get over his neurosis about his name? Will Tom and Ann Marie get back together or continue to wife swap? Now that Karen has been knocked from the ledge and turned to the
dark side - can she be saved?? Will Diana follow through with her dasterdly plot of international kidnapping? Will (Indiana)Mary beam back from the twilight zone??? Will Chris finally get some relief in her choatic life??? Tune in next time for
As the Dis Turns...."
Think Karen and I can sell this to the Soap network? (Believe it or not she contributed to this drivel)