Good Monday morning everyone. It has to be good after the h.... of a weekend we have had at our household. Catching up on the reading seems like everyone else has had their share also.
Stace-bikinis in Mexico.....just make sure you don't watch the "E" channel anytime soon after a DD's trip down there. Would hate to have you see your DD at some point on the E channel with bleeps....over her breast area! My DD obviously isn't going anywhere for spring break, anytime. She is being locked in her room!
Okay-so Saturday am the DH decides to go 2 hours south and meet his friend for a leisurely 4 wheeler trip. Gets up at 6 a.m. and is on his merry way. Me and DD go shopping and to the movies and I call him about 5:30 p.m. and ask him if he is going to be home for dinner. Oh, he is only 30 minutes away, but thinks he is going to stop at emergency room at hospital on way in cuz he is in a lot of pain. Seems that he rolled his 4 wheeler on the mountain. Okay....stupid act #1, his friend doesn't show up so he goes it alone (Girl Scout rule #1, ALWAYS GO WITH A BUDDY!), stupid act #2, he rolls 4 wheeler down mountain, about knocks himself out, sits there for 10 minutes and can hardly breathe. Then proceeds to slowly drive 15 miles off the mountain back to truck. Stupid act #3-gets back to truck, still can't breathe, but decides....heck if I made it to truck, I can drive for 2 hours back home and at least not have to worry about truck being so far from house. Stupid act #4-drives all the way to emergency room, is in so much pain he can't sit down, and then finally gets some relief after they get him some morphine into an IV drip.
Of course, this lovely story continues......has a pneumo thorax (small hole in his lung?) (Virgil-you'll know), and they are worried about it growing, he is dehydrated, his pain is immense, so we spend the next day playing be the patient admitted to the hospital. Then, do you think we can go home on Sunday morning, or afternoon? NO. he can't produce 250 CC's cuz he is dehydrated! So until he produces the specimen, he stays! Well, finally about 7:30 p.m. the dam broke and he got his specimen delivered! Finally got home at 8:30 last night and then Mr. Oxygen man comes to our house cuz he came home with the portable oxygen tank. Now we have that loud oxygen machine in house and the endless tubing walking throughout our house! Needless to say, I didn't sleep well last night, even after moving the oxygen machine to another room to try to minimize the noise. He can only maintain about 85 oxygen level without it (since he can't breathe) and I guess he needs to be to 95 (which is normal) before the machine can leave our residence. Hopefully, only a week or so.
So, the minute we get home I have to spend a couple of hours on Ebay trying to find him a new rear rack for the 4 wheeler since he destroyed the other one. At least I know he has his priorities straight! HA!
Where is a
Disney Store when you need one. If I could just get my shopping fix I would feel much better!
Okay, I'm done. I feel better, I fixed up the DH and now I am at work and DD is at her first day of school, so it can only be better from here.
Can't wait to see those hospital bills, especially since I need to pay off the cruise next month for us and the "grown" kids 3 staterooms!
Maybe I need to sell the 4 wheeler!
Linda
