Aha! That explains why I keep hearing women complain about guys being led around by their...
Ba Da Bum {rimshot}
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Why do you think we brought Perry along?Really? I thought maybe one of Doofenschmirtz's "-inators" finally worked based on your foreboding teaser about the next update.![]()
Challenge Accepted!That might be a good idea. I doubt you'll ever see that statement again.![]()
Oh man! That would get pretty dangerous with my 50 pound Pepper!I like your doggies.. My small dog thinks he's a cat as well.. Know how cats go in and out through your legs when you're trying to walk.. Yeah my gizmo does that.
Welcome!I'm in! Love your trip reports! My favorite part is how as I'm thinking something like, "I hope he explains why there's a plant in the far back." the rest of my mind keeps reading ahead and finds the answer is there! Thanks for sharing your stories!
Thanks. Evan truly is the unsung hero of the story.Barry and Bambi - Trying to get caught up with posts today and just had to comment on your scary experience with Madison and her bike. So glad that everyone was safe after that adventure. How scary it must have been for you all. And what a brave young man Evan was taking care of his mom and pulling her back from the edge. How sweet. And that Madison was able to get back on her bike and conquer it, good job.
Again, glad no one was injured seriously.
Now, back to page 4 to catch up!
I'll make sure to tell you that you called her spunky. She'll get a kick out of that!I just read about the bike incident. Yikes! How scary for all parties involved! I'm so glad that everyone is okay and that she was able to get back on. What a resilient, spunky kid!
Dogs or extra kids...hmmmm...I think I'd rather have the dogs.Yippee...another TR!We were there at the same time - and for 2 weeks as well. Instead of dogs, my girls brought friends
Can't wait to hear more!
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I drag raced a State Trooper in Georgia.
And WON!.......
One of the guys here on the DIS is a former Georgia State Patrol officer, so I like to bust his chops every once in a while. (Ok, every chance I get).Well Mr. B...maybe it is best if you avoid Texas on the next driving trip.
There would've likely been a MUCH different outcome with our Texas DPS folk.
I saw pictures of some of those - holy moley!Plus, our "other Smokey" (wildfires) average at least 60 miles an hour!![]()
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Thanks. I'm glad that she didn't pop up say "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" I have a strong feeling that Evan may have done that.Sure glad y'all came out OK after your "Stunt Dude-n-Dudette training".![]()
Welcome!I'm joining in and definitely looking forward to this one! Your dogs are real cute! And the only thing I have to say about that lone cheese doodle is this:![]()
I just read that story about you and Madison falling down that cliff. I'm so glad no one was seriously hurt. That must have been quite a scare indeed.
OK, it's a grocery list written on the back of McDonalds receipt. Whatever.
KAAAAAAHHHHHNNNNN!
Is this the cow that delivered the mail to Delaware??
Did you see that scar? I think I'm still bleeding...
That particular scar is in an area of the body that is covered by clothing in polite society. That would have given the Joker a whole different kind of shock value...Now Barry will be walking up to random people and asking, "Wanna know how I got these scars?"
I don't think I could tell the difference between food from Bob Evan's vs. Denny's vs. Perkins. It's all edible, and since we were hungry from the long drive, it tasted better than it should have.
About a year or so ago, I noticed my van was leaking coolant.
Just about every gas stop after that, I was adding a quart or two of coolant.
This was the "before" picture that I sent to my mechanically inclined brother back in Wisconsin. The response I got: "Good Luck, Buddy!"
Nor would I be able to fix the lump on the side of my head where Bambi would wallop me with a frying pan for destroying the Air Conditioning in Florida in July.![]()
She had her "I'm going to be serious here" look on. She gently asked if it would be better for us just to go look for a new vehicle. I was was astounded that she would suggest that! I was appalled in her lack of faith in my mechanical abilities. I was .... giving it serious consideration.
If that didn't work - well, I didn't even want to think about car shopping while on vacation. I spent 6 weeks researching which camera to buy - how do you think I'd handle buying a car on the spur of the moment?
I poured in the coolant, started the engine and expected to see a shower of green coolant blowing out from somewhere. But I didn't.
That particular scar is in an area of the body that is covered by clothing in polite society. That would have given the Joker a whole different kind of shock value...
Ok, spill it. The max speed was achieved with whom behind the wheel?![]()
Pepper. Although Allie was working the pedals.
That might be the smartest thing you've ever done.It was early afternoon on arrival day. We stepped out into the hot, muggy Florida air, took a deep breath, and ... headed for my in-law's air conditioned house.
Barry + tools = bad newsSo I settled in with Grandpa's tools in the carport to get to work.
Sounds about right.The response I got: "Good Luck, Buddy!"
Wrong size hose.
I got that on, but in doing so, another area that was rusting started to give way. Then another, then another, then another.
That would most definitely be bad news. But at least you weren't working in close proximity to those rocket fuel lines.The hardest part was working in such tight quarters with the A/C lines right next to the coolant lines. I knew if I so much as nicked one of those we'd lose the air conditioning and that I know I can't fix.
You're never going to find a rocket van in Florida though. And just think of all the work you'd have to do stripping your after market upgrades and transferring them.At one point, Bambi came over. She had her "I'm going to be serious here" look on. She gently asked if it would be better for us just to go look for a new vehicle. I was was astounded that she would suggest that! I was appalled in her lack of faith in my mechanical abilities. I was .... giving it serious consideration.
A little indecisive, are we?I spent 6 weeks researching which camera to buy - how do you think I'd handle buying a car on the spur of the moment?
Serious question here... did you make sure your rubber hose isn't rubbing on anything anywhere??? Don't want to be doing this again in 6 months.I poured in the coolant, started the engine and expected to see a shower of green coolant blowing out from somewhere. But I didn't. The was a drip here and there, but they vanished with a quick tightening of a hose clamp.
*Was it really fixed? I know the guy that fixed it - he really doesn't know what he's doing - so I spent the next 2 weeks being paranoid.
As for DIY stuff, I'm pretty sure it's safe to say I qualify for CDIY (Can't Do It Yourself)![]()
She's not a fan of 4/60 air-conditioning?![]()
Barry + tools = bad news
A little indecisive, are we?![]()
No, I am not. This was not even an option. I would have taken my parents car gone to the nearest dealer and bought a van without test driving (except the AC of course).
As much as I hate to admit it and it will likely ruin my reputation of being hard on Barry...he really is very handy to have around. He gets frustrated and slightly irritating and when I say it's time to buy a new car or call a plumber he keeps working at it and always comes through.
Any place that serves bacon 24 hours a day gets 5 diamonds in my book.I think these places serve to underline the universal truth that breakfast food always hits the spot.
How much fluid did you have to dump into your catalytic converter?Sounds like my usual tactic when it comes to car repairs as well. Buy more fluid and hope it lasts another year!![]()
I don't know if I'd be more scared or impressed that you figured out how to send and receive picture messages on your phone.You can take comfort in the fact that if you'd sent me that picture, I would have sent the same response.
It's more like 4.25/60. Those back windows crack open a little bit, so I'll score each of them .125.She's not a fan of 4/60 air-conditioning?![]()
I'm stubborn. I'm cheap. And I know just enough about tools to be dangerous.I see this as a sign of respect. If I had started trying to fix my van by myself, Julie would have been on the phone to the nearest dealer immediately.
When that happens, there're nothing left to do but flick a lit match at it and enjoy the show.Instead, I saw a shower of gasoline spraying everywhere.
Thanks!Nice work Barry! You saved vacation!
Every time we stopped along the way, I'd take the dogs for a little walk, then put them back in the van while I went and used the same tree - sorry, I mean when I went inside and used the restrooms. Anyway, every time I'd come out, Pepper would be sitting in the drivers seat. I'd open the door, he'd look at me with the same blank expression. I just have to say "Well?" and gesture to the back, then he'd move. I wonder what would happen if I just went and sat in the back one of these times...Every time my mutt gets in the car, he heads for the driver's seat (yes, I know you have a "license", but it doesn't include driving).
I typically set the cruise around 72, depending on how fast the rest of the cars are going. I usually start out the trip wanting to get the best gas mileage I can, but that only lasts about 10 miles or so - then I want to make it as fast as I can.I drive the same way, with cruise control set between 65 and 70. DW just sits there and tells me about all the cars passing us.
Yes, but I"M getting the gas mileage AND not getting the ticket, but when you take over and drive YOU can go just as fast as you would like!