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Thursday October 24, 2013
Today is Animal Kingdom park day. Here are the plans
8:45am Wild Africa Trek for 3 hours
12:00pm FP for Expedition Everest
2:05pm FP for FOTLK
5:30pm ADR at Tusker House
We arrive at Animal Kingdom about 8:25 for our Wild Africa Trek. AK doesnt open until 9:00 this day but there are already crowds gathering. We ask a CM where we are supposed to meet for the WAT and they sent us to Guest Relations. After about 15 minutes, Im getting worried so I ask someone else.
Oh, you are supposed to be at the Harambe area check in.
The let us through and tell us to go to Africa! Thats it
that is all we were told. After fast trekking past the Oasis, past Discovery Island, into the Africa section and past Tusker House, we see a CM.
Are you the Brownings?
Uh, yeah!
Right this way. Well get you signed in and hooked up!
We were already ready for our first rest stop!!
Naturally we were the last ones to arrive. First, you sign a liability waiver so in case you get eaten by the alligators, Disney is held harmless. Then they give you your name tag and a nice water bottle.
There are lockers available, at no extra charge, to put items you do not wish to carry during the trek.
Next we were told that we needed to get strapped in to our harness. Now people, this isnt a shoulder harness or an upper torso harness. This is a full body harness and by that I mean it straps betwixt the legs in addition to over the shoulder and around the waste. The upper part is mesh so its not uncomfortable. When you are tethered to a line, you are only going as far as the tether will allow so dont worry about falling in the alligator or hippo pit! Either for liability reasons or for some perverted pleasure reasons, the CM has to put you in your harness and adjust the straps to your individual body contour. This includes adjusting the straps
.uh
.down there. You can tell they have done this numerous times and it doesnt bother these young ladies but if youre going to adjust anything on me
DOWN THERE
I want some say-so in these adjustments!!! Im sure any male readers will understand. DW is about 15 feet away from me getting all fixed up as the CM puts on my harness. Now Im still the same person that told the PhotoPass CM that he really shouldnt ask brother and sister to kiss when he took DW and my picture the other day. Soooooo
as she makes the final adjustments to my harness
DOWN THERE
I couldnt resist. I gave a little body wiggle and went up on my toes as I said in a falsetto voice, Ooooh! The CM drew back as if she had seen a snake (no comments please) and was totally flustered when she said, Is it too tight?!? And in my smoothest Southern drawl I could muster, I said, No maam. Its perfect. Its just that Ive been married for 31 years and thats the most activity Ive had down there in a month! As expected, I received the look of exasperation that for some strange reason, DW gives me quite often. I dont understand really but the CM recovered quickly and after a rolling of the eyes, a shake of the head and a small, wry smile, she said, Youre done. Follow those people over there. DW knew something was up by the Cheshire Cat grin on my face as I approached her. What did you do now? she asked. I told her. Then DW said something I hear quite often, Just keep it up. Then she added, Your mouth is going to get you in trouble. That young lady is going to do something to make sure you dont have ANY activity for a long time and Ill either help her or lie and swear she had nothing to do with it! Trust me, I believe her so it was time to behave
.for a while anyway!
Dont go hating on me now. Im just trying to do my best to provide these CMs stories to remember and tell in their golden years about things that happened when they worked at Disney. If you think about it, Im providing a community service. Maybe comic relief? How about proof that it takes all kinds in this world?
(Continued in next post)