Answers were given by 2nd Graders to the following questions.....
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and alot of string.
3. God made Mom the same as he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are moms made of?
1. God makes moms out of clouds and Angel Hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get thier start from men's bones. Then they mostly used string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me alot more than other people's moms like me.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know 'cause I wasn't there but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did Mom need to know about Dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say No to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your Mom marry your Dad?
1. Because he makes the best spaghetti in the world. And Mom eats alot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says, "Mom didn't have her thinking cap on".
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boos, but she has to because Dad is such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees alot of stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, because she has alot more to do than Dad.
What's the difference between Mom's and Dad's?
1. Moms work at work and work at home. Dads just work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Moms have magic. They make you feel better without medicine.
What does your Mom do in her spare time?
1. Moms don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would make you Mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's perfect. On the outside, I think some plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make Mom smarter. Then she would it was my sister who did it, not me.
3. I would like her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
I just love kids
Have a great day everyone
It's a good thing there are walls here or I'd really be bouncing all over the place!
good luck jen.
Hopefully, this trip is a bit more laid back.
