Personal Hygiene
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this job should be done in private with one's OWN truck keys.
2. Proper use of toiletries can forstall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, doedorant is a waste of good money.
Dining Out
1. When decanting wine, make sure you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
Dating (Outside the Family)
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2. Be aggressive...let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say, "10:00pm"; Others mights "Monday". If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
Theatre Etiqutte
1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.
2. Refrain from talking to the characters on the screen; tests prove they can't hear you.
Tips For All Occasions
1. Never take Beer to a Job Interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them.
3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vaccuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you are sure you are included in the will, it's still considered tacky to bring a U-Haul to the funeral home.
Have a GREAT DAY Everyone!!
