I can see it now....
Guys, welcome to the club...I was once like you. In the dark, alone, confused. But now..I'm just, well...confused...
First, a question for the new members....can anyone tell me what boat we're getting on? Yes it's the Disney boat...a name? no, well sorry I can't tell you - I don't know either...
Ok, does anyone know what Pirate Night is?
No? Anyone? Ahh..No, its not the night your DW, oh sorry, your wife, had dragged you to see POTC2, dang, sorry did it again...Pirates of the Caribbean 2! It's a night where you dress up like a pirate...no...no..
ummm...no, I AM serious...that costume she's been making wasn't for a special night with the wife....
Anyway, if you hear, "Take what you can!" Just reply "and Give nothing back.." No, we aren't being selfish...it has somethng to do with the Pirate Night....I didn't make it up...I...But they...forget it!
Now, I know you'll all feel out of place...BELIEVE ME, I did. Here's some tips to fit in easier and quicker. Just drop the following words in any conversation over the next 7 days and you'll be just fine
Ready? here we go...
Banana....Candy....Pricing...what? yes, banana...I did say banana. ummm, where was I? oh yes, Pricing. What is pricing? umm...ask your DW...doh! sorry, your WIFE!
Ok, now its time to catch up with the group
..no, not your family...the DISboard family...yes, them,
in the lime green. yes ALL of them. Yes, they all know each other. Somehow, I don't ask. Yes, its been going on for quite a while...you didn't know?!? I'm sorry for you...really. It gets better though, it does.....Remember, your DW, DS and DD and maybe even your DMIL or DFIL will help you out...
If you need any additional help, there's the Internet Cafe

where you'll find about 70,000 messages that'll tell the WHOLE story. Could you read the whole thing? IN 7 days...!!?!! Oh forget that...you'll never get caught up!
Ok, its like a Disney movie, yeah, but with some slightly...umm... different...thats the word...different characters. goofyforlife, and pyramid2000 and tynkerbell and elaineteresa and klineyqueen, and...oh and brack and MrsMork and PJ and oh where does it end, and...my name, I'm goofyforgoofy. You'll need names too...yes, ah huh. yes. Real names? mmm..I couldn't tell you...I can't remember them all or, er...anyone of them, sorry.
But I....Hey, where are you all going!!!! Come back, don't leave me here alone!!!!
DH overboard!!! DH overboard!!! DH overboard!!!
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