12/09/06 Cruise Continued ~ Pirating Bananas DIS Geekorama Part 2 Part 13

[Bella2000]

Originally Posted by lillygator
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a drink, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His friend says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

What...a new Dis Geek activity? Hope not.

You see! It's comments like these that make me lose focus and need to sign back on! Then I can't stay away and need to come back in check to get a chuckle in.

 

[tynkerbell]

I am trying to figure out how much cash to bring.....

Same here! I'm trying to figure out how many 1's and 5's I'll need for tips, how many quarters for tolls and then how much cash I'll need for Costa Maya (I know I need about $200 for the Ruins tour) and Cozumel. What about shopping in these ports... is cash suggested? I'm guessing some places may not take credit cards. What about travelers checks? Anyone have suggestions?

 

[Bella2000]

Remember, the reviews were not great because we were not on the boat!

Have there been any other reviews other than that one trip report?

 

[Bella2000]

Ok, someone needs to have my husband sit at thier table, he is no longer welcome at mine.
He just called taunting me that he won his division (FF), well yippe...you had a CRAPPY DIVISION DEAR, I would have won if I was in your division.
Then the documents came. He was opening them, I told him they are addressed to me and I had to get off the phone to report him to the USPS as opening someone else's mail is a felony.

You guys are cracking me up this morning. So is this payback for his pirate name?

 

[Bella2000]

Same here! I'm trying to figure out how many 1's and 5's I'll need for tips, how many quarters for tolls and then how much cash I'll need for Costa Maya (I know I need about $200 for the Ruins tour) and Cozumel. What about shopping in these ports... is cash suggested? I'm guessing some places may not take credit cards. What about travelers checks? Anyone have suggestions?

ME TOO! I know V's question echoed by Diana is still out there also re what/where to tip.

Hey Captain - you are the Cozumel pro - ???

 

[MommyMinnie]

Just so you know, I am 8 pages back catching up but I want to share this funny story about my boss.

I got an Email from him today. Here it is,

Patsy,

Here is Nina's last invoice under the current arrangements. Please prepare a check for Nina, and you will need to invoice Uniwell with 50% of the total amount for November, as you have done in past months.

Thanks,
Brian

I haven't been invoicing Uniwell (Corp) and he knows it. He is so diplomatic. I just love watching him operate.

 

[Bella2000]

Lisa - when is last time to cancel a parasail for friday on cc?? diana

You can't cancel Diana! Dody are you still going?? Are you all still early. I think mine is the 9:30. I am so excited scared witless but excited

 

[tynkerbell]

We can almost always find Nathan but Allie is 50/50. We can almost always find Allison but Allie is not quite as popular.

Try finding something with Dody on it. I always felt so left out as a kid. Never able to buy personalized items. Maybe that's why I gave my kids such common names.

 

[Bella2000]

Thats not all she lets me Pirate


TAKE WHAT YOU CAN!!!!

GIVE NOTHING BACK!!

 

[tynkerbell]

Has anyone considered cancelling the CC island cruise for Friday? I know the reviews were not so great.

I'm still planning on going. I think it will be a nice way to wrap up the vacation even if it isn't getting major raves.

 

[Bella2000]

Originally Posted by lillygator
I haven't actually cancelled...I have thought about it. I also read they don't tell the actual history of the island...a more magical one.

We are not canceling. We need to experience it once and a double dip trip is perfect. I think with this group it WILL be fun.

Yeah V - you gotta come!

 

[RealMickey]

Hello again,
You know, I spend a few quality hours with my children, taking one to a Brownie meeting and two to their indoor field hockey games, come home to catch up and get completely confused by people saying Andy got another when it's clear that Mickey got it.
So people, whatever you did... don't do it again.

And I'm just enough of a geek that I had to check how it goes in the official record books...

So, should RealMickey get some sort of runner-up notation in the record books... "in the event that Mr. 59,000 is unable to retain his title due to posting irregularities, another poster will serve in his place..."

The pirate is mine...I had witnesses. <sorry Mickey>

I log in this morning and......oh my!

This is a pirate in the purest form.....TAKE WHAT YOU CAN!

 

[MommyMinnie]

Morning! Finally caught up after being tied up in interviews all day yesterday....

Some days it's s not worth chewing through the restraints.

 

[tynkerbell]

I think people were getting other colors.....?

I think another idea is to get a plain t-shirt and iron on the design from the webpage.

 

[Bella2000]

Oh, and if DH gets miffed about the camera, I will be pointing to the two of you, John and Brack!

Catching up on old stuff.... will he blame me when he sees my Rebel xti at the airport, on the plane, on the ship?

Really like the battery grip, fyi.

I have visions of you standing by the jetway simultaneously announcing them as well as taking their picture.

 

[MommyMinnie]

Try finding something with Dody on it. I always felt so left out as a kid. Never able to buy personalized items. Maybe that's why I gave my kids such common names.

"Patsy" is the same way. Whenever I meet another Patsy I like to give them a hug. They always hug back.

I can find "Patsy" keychains at Universal.

 

[Bella2000]

Morning! Finally caught up after being tied up in interviews all day yesterday....

Some days it's s not worth chewing through the restraints.

 

[Prncssdc5]

No the cast will be there for 3 weeks AFTER the cruise. She has had a really bad month. First she was in the hospital for a week with a kidney infection and then 2 weeks later she got the growth plate factures in her foot while at school.

Poor kid has really been through the ringer, but it could be worse. At least it is only an air cast and she won't be on the crutches for the cruise. We will bring them with us though just in case it really starts to hurt. At this point I just can't wait to get on board and hunt down the nice people with the Bahama mamas!!!!!

 

[Bella2000]

I log in this morning and......oh my!

This is a pirate in the purest form.....TAKE WHAT YOU CAN!

GIVE NOTHING BACK! That is hysterical all put together Mickey!

 

[Bella2000]

No the cast will be there for 3 weeks AFTER the cruise. She has had a really bad month. First she was in the hospital for a week with a kidney infection and then 2 weeks later she got the growth plate factures in her foot while at school.

Poor kid has really been through the ringer, but it could be worse. At least it is only an air cast and she won't be on the crutches for the cruise. We will bring them with us though just in case it really starts to hurt. At this point I just can't wait to get on board and hunt down the nice people with the Bahama mamas!!!!!