I think we should stake a claim and if anyone sits down in that area, we go over

and plop down next to them and ....
"Hi!"
"umm hi..." <nervous look>
"I like bananas!"
"thats...ahhh, nice."
"Do you like bananas?"
"umm, I guess..." <glance around for CMs>
"WAITER, 10 bananas please!!"
"Why did you..."
"I like the beach. Doyoulikethebeach?
"Well, yeah, I guess..."<starting to pick up their belongings>
"Do you mind if I sit here?? I like this chair! Do you like my shirt...its green"
"It's ok..."
"It's actually DisBoard Green...thats different!. I have a pin too...do you like it? My friends have them too!"
"O...K..." <quickly picking up the remainder of their things..>
"Oh here they come...they'll like this chair too..."
"Do you have a problem?!!?" <backing away...>
"Not anymore...have a nice day...I like this beach...its nice...it has sand and water and fish and ...did I say sand? I really like it..."
"well, I'll just move...thank you."
"Oh you don't have to move...I like talking to you...its such a nice day for a swim and playing in the....Hey look, a chicken!"
<as the non-DISer breaks into a full speed run toward the boat>
"Don't go...we'll need runners like you on the next visit to the beach...you're really fast! Hey...you dropped your stuff!!"