Health Alert
>
> There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally,
> and by hand.
>
> This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
>
> If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone
> else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
> private life completely.
>
> If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take
> two good friends to the nearest grocery store.
>
> Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract
> (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
>
> Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
> from your system.
>
> You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
> friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
> life.