If I can get it cheap then it will be worth it.
We should try for mine and Kim's birthday in February. That would be a hoot ...
Cyber Baby
Junior asks his dad, "Daddy, how was I born?"
His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"
"Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."
"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.
Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!"
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Hey...my birthday is in February too...I may bust in on the party too...![]()
You're kidding me ... it's sold out?! Last Friday the Jonas Brothers were there. I had to navigate thru throngs of minivans to get homeI see they are coming to Cuyahoga Falls, Oh on 9/6/08 anyone know where that is--sold out though
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Hey...my birthday is in February too...I may bust in on the party too...![]()
That would be great.
(Shhhh ... don't tell Mutt. I just said something to him last night about going down to the Caribbean for my birthday)![]()
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry
> me?'
> The girl said: NO!'
> And the girl lived happily ever-after and went
> shopping,dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a
> clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she
> wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,traveled more,
> had many lovers, saved money, and had all the hot water to
> herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports,
> never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her
> a**, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and
> looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the
> time.
>
> The End
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my ****'s. I can splash it on my eyes."
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Cause BFF-LA is gonna need somewhere to live if this dang thing doesn't turn![]()