11-29-08 Nana Heads 3: Tiara Bob & The Dreamboats reunion Cruise CONTINUED THREAD #6!

[woogal]

Shell, BFW says "ice."

thinking...thinking...thinking...

 

[pgfour]

thinking...thinking...thinking...

For drinks and lower extremities....

 

[woogal]

AH! Yes, I should've known that ...

 

[woogal]

Cheri since you're not doing anything, why not order your shirts?

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

well I warned you folks, here are some jokes. This one is dedicated to Mutt and Jeff




What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?

... A receding hair line.
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[pgfour]

AH! Yes, I should've known that ...

Next time I'll remind you to get out your Little Orphan Annie Secret Decoder.

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Top Ten Ways to Tell if Martha Stewart is Stalking Your Dog:

10. There's potpourri hanging from your pooch's collar.

9. The dog's nails have been trimmed with pinking shears.

8. The dog toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.

7. The pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.

6. That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.

5. You find liver and whole wheat dog treats stamped out with copper cookie cutters and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.

4. Dog hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting material for the birds.

3. A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of the doghouse.

2. Your dog goes outside naked and comes in wearing an apricot colored virgin wool hand-knitted sweater with matching boots.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY YOU KNOW THAT MARTHA STEWART IS STALKING YOUR DOG IS...

1. The dog droppings in your backyard have been sculpted into swans.
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[cruisemutt]

I do feel better and if you're referring to the running track? It says again and I was never there for a run the first time. I run to Plutos Dog House, I run to scoops, I run to Signals I even run for a nice spot to lay down on deck 4 but as for uh...running-running....please send me a post card, dear.

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Did you know deer nuggets are cheaper than chicken nuggets?

Chicken nuggets are $1.49, but deer nuggets are under a BUCK...
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[Mjasp]

GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE!

Hi BFF

I am sooo busy I don't know if i'll be on at all this weekend.

I have a party tonight and a rally tomorrow and a fair on Sunday.

PLUS!!! I am signing on EIGHT (yes, you read it right EIGHT) new advisors in the month of September!!! And one is in California! Yep that is me dancing!
Did I ever tell you how much I love lia sophia?

So I'll be checking in here and there, but I'll be back on Monday

WISH ME LUCK AT THE FAIR!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

None. It just lets out a little wine.




See what happens when you guys dont post enough
Better get to the next thread soon

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

top of the page for me !!

 

[woogal]

Did you know deer nuggets are cheaper than chicken nuggets?

Chicken nuggets are $1.49, but deer nuggets are under a BUCK...
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SOMEONE STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!!!!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

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A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him that, “no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes.” The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes and if you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your little duck beak to the bar!''

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?''

Confused, the bartender says “no”!

''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?”

 

[cmom]

OK I know im really pushing it and the chance of an upgrade is VERY slim to none of a chance and I know I wont know my room till 30 days out but I just had a thought.

We booked a GTY 12 . I just was messing around online at the Cruise site and saw that all Cat 12 and 11 are no longer available. Do you think that means that people acturally booked those specific rooms and their taken and now we will have to have a cat 10 or up.

WISHFULL THINKING

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

SOMEONE STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!!!!

it will stop when we get to page 250 and not before !!!


So POST !!!!!!

 

[woogal]

it will stop when we get to page 250 and not before !!!


So POST !!!!!!

At some point I have to WORK!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing-eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.

The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!"

The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

OK I know im really pushing it and the chance of an upgrade is VERY slim to none of a chance and I know I wont know my room till 30 days out but I just had a thought.

We booked a GTY 12 . I just was messing around online at the Cruise site and saw that all Cat 12 and 11 are no longer available. Do you think that means that people acturally booked those specific rooms and their taken and now we will have to have a cat 10 or up.

WISHFULL THINKING

I dont know but we have had 3 upgrades before, so it can happen!! Just keep fingers crossed!!

 

[woogal]

If I give you bananas to count, will the jokes stop?