11-29-08 Nana Heads 3: Tiara Bob & The Dreamboats reunion Cruise CONTINUED THREAD #5!

[J&C's Mom]

Hi Okie! Ok, I haven't caught on--what series of books are you guys talking about? I love series.

The author's Name is Stephenie Meyer: Twillight Series
Twillight
New Moon
Eclipse
Breaking Dawn

 

[J&C's Mom]

OK...am I the only one that didn't know what a muster was

 

[jollyg]

Mr. Idaho...do you want to even START the argument about doing things backwards? I mean, your idea of watering the lawn is to cause a flood!

That's the only way to irrigate!

Besides, if I sprinkled, it would cost me a fortune to water my 3 acre yard!!

 

[Dixielady908]

I hate work. Been so busy lately

Bobby you have a job?????
I just thought you spent your day here on the boards...grabbing the "top of the page"!!!!!

 

[lvstitch]

OK...am I the only one that didn't know what a muster was

Ummm, yeah

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

OK...am I the only one that didn't know what a muster was

Yep

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

YIPPEE YAHOOEY !!!
Top of the page for me and I wasnt even trying

 

[Dixielady908]

Afternoon all:

Well this has been a busy week so far....for all the medical people out there, got my first flu shot call yesterday.....wanted to know when she could schedule her appt. Gee, can we at least get the kids back in school and all their physicals done first?????

Nothing much going on...

Shell: loved your story....typical man!!!!

Hi Kathy, Dawn, Okie,Bob, Bobby, Shell, Wendy,Christine,Greg, Linda,
and I know there are about 10 others I forgot........hi to you also

Later
Denise

 

[TiggerKing]

About to head to the airport. Online shows an hour delay for flights into Atlanta currently. Anyone want to take bets on how long Bob sits at the airport?

Have a great afternoon everyone!

 

[firemans wife]

About to head to the airport. Online shows an hour delay for flights into Atlanta currently. Anyone want to take bets on how long Bob sits at the airport?

Have a great afternoon everyone!

Hopefully not too long!!

 

[firemans wife]

Greetings Nanas I am sitting here at camp and it is raining I am borrowing some ones lap top, so I thought I would say hi. We have had a good week so far. It has been very busy. I have been up at the crack of dawn working in the kitchen. Looking forward to next week, so I can sleep in a couple of days The kids are having a blast and I am not in cahrge of them this week. They like their counselors so that is good. Well some one else needs the computer. Talk to you all in 10 days.

 

[dsparks]

The author's Name is Stephenie Meyer: Twillight Series
Twillight
New Moon
Eclipse
Breaking Dawn

Got it thanks. I'll have to check it out!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Harvard University found that the

average American walks about 900 miles a year.



Another study by the American Medical Association found that

Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.



This means, on average, Americans get almost 41 miles to the gallon.



Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be An American!

 

[lvstitch]

Harvard University found that the

average American walks about 900 miles a year.



Another study by the American Medical Association found that

Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.



This means, on average, Americans get almost 41 miles to the gallon.



Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be An American!

 

[MoranClan]

Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

Guess I am not average. Good weeks I drink at least 3 Gallons of wine...

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds.... IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new ..................... bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday....
***************

 

[woogal]

These are true stories from someone who works on a cruise ship.

1. (For this one, you have to know that it's really easy to get lost in the maze of corridors and elevators on a ship.) A lady asked if this elevator went to the front of the ship.

2. Two elderly women were staring at the numbers of the floors listed above the elevator door. When asked if they needed any assistance with something, one asked how they were going to be able to reach way up there to push the button for their floor.

3. A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced. When asked what the problem was, the groom started swearing at the desk clerk. "We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, and all we get to see out the window is a parking lot!"

4. There was some mix-up with a woman's room. The clerk (or whatever they are called on ships) was trying to remedy the situation. He asked, "Would you like an inside cabin or an outside cabin?" She replied, "Well, it looks like it might rain today. I'd better get an inside cabin."

5. Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- fresh water or sea water? The cruise director answered, "Sea water." "Oh, that explains why it's so rough today."

6. Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does the ship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usually tells them, "No, we just have a very long power line running to the mainland."

7. "What do you do with the ice sculptures after they melt?"

 

[woogal]

A guy went to his travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his lady friend. The travel agent said that all the ships were booked up and reservations were very tight at that moment, but that he would see what he could do.

A couple of days later, the travel agent phoned and said he could get them onto a three-day cruise. The guy was disappointed that it was such a short cruise, but booked it . . . and went to the drugstore to buy Dramamines and three condoms.

The next day, the agent called back and reported that he now could book a five-day cruise. The guy said, "Great, I'll take it!"! and returned to the same pharmacy to buy two more Dramamines and two more condoms.

The following day, the travel agent called yet again, and said he was delighted that he could offer them bookings on an eight-day cruise.

The guy was elated and, and went back to the drugstore. He asked for three more Dramamine and three more condoms.

The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said, "Look, I'm not trying to pry. . .but, if it makes you sick . . . why do you keep doing it?"

 

[J&C's Mom]

These are true stories from someone who works on a cruise ship.

1. (For this one, you have to know that it's really easy to get lost in the maze of corridors and elevators on a ship.) A lady asked if this elevator went to the front of the ship.

2. Two elderly women were staring at the numbers of the floors listed above the elevator door. When asked if they needed any assistance with something, one asked how they were going to be able to reach way up there to push the button for their floor.

3. A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced. When asked what the problem was, the groom started swearing at the desk clerk. "We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, and all we get to see out the window is a parking lot!"

4. There was some mix-up with a woman's room. The clerk (or whatever they are called on ships) was trying to remedy the situation. He asked, "Would you like an inside cabin or an outside cabin?" She replied, "Well, it looks like it might rain today. I'd better get an inside cabin."

5. Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- fresh water or sea water? The cruise director answered, "Sea water." "Oh, that explains why it's so rough today."

6. Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does the ship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usually tells them, "No, we just have a very long power line running to the mainland."

7. "What do you do with the ice sculptures after they melt?"

 

[POOHWHORH]

Shell? On the 09 boards Kathy told Greg I was LOUD Do you know what she is talking about