It's going to br a big night tonight in the Paw Paw PatchWe have to take our Sunday Shower and it's not even Sunday
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Brittani is going into the National Arts Honors Society tonight and I thought I would be a proud Mama And share with my Nana family.
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Bad News!
We will not be on the cruise:
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I received this letter in the mail the today and had to share it with you:
Dear Terri,
Thank you for your recent interest in traveling with us again on our Cruise Line. Unfortunately, due to incriminating evidence, we are unable to allow you to sail with us ever again. You were caught by our cast members on the November, 2007 cruise with the following issues:
1) Several complaints were lodged that you hid in the lifeboats and proceeded to jump out and scream at passerbys.
2) At 3:08 p.m. that same day, you invited people into your lifeboat if they brought their own pillows.
3) Later that same day, you ran a marathon around each deck of the ship and had people stationed strategically in spots to hand out tiny cups of water.
4) That evening, you tried to return your kids to the gift shop by repeatedly stating They dont work the way they are supposed to!
5) After the formal night dinner, you spotted a couple holding hands and shouted Red Rover, Red Rover! and proceeded to run through them.
6) At the photo shop, you brought several roles of blank film to be developed and then proceeded to cry bitterly complaining They ruined 15 days of sweat and blood to get those pictures!
7) At Serenity Bay on Castaway Cay, you proceeded to ask every woman there Are you my mother?
8) You returned to the gift shop and took a price tag off an item, put it on yourself and told people you were $100.
9) One day, during a brunch session at Palo, you spent time outside using the windows as a mirror and proceeded to pick your nose and adjust your bathing suit.
10) A large group of Dissers complained that you put condoms in their fish extenders with a note saying Ill be back later to test these out with you.
And finally. . .
You introduced yourself to 5 different people and then had their names paged with the instructions that they are late for their intimate rasuel appointment with you at the Spa.
We will not be issuing you a refund for your payment.
Have a Magical Day!
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I never sleep, Bob!
No, I turned water into the canals yesterday. When I first turn water in I always end up staying awake all night to make sure it doesn't get plugged up anywhere.
There is always so much junk and trash in the canals each spring that has to be flushed out and removed. I've got a guy running around all day today and tomorrow with a backhoe removing trash.
Bad News!
We will not be on the cruise:
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Bad News!
We will not be on the cruise:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I received this letter in the mail the today and had to share it with you:
Dear Terri,
Thank you for your recent interest in traveling with us again on our Cruise Line. Unfortunately, due to incriminating evidence, we are unable to allow you to sail with us ever again. You were caught by our cast members on the November, 2007 cruise with the following issues:
1) Several complaints were lodged that you hid in the lifeboats and proceeded to jump out and scream at passerbys.
2) At 3:08 p.m. that same day, you invited people into your lifeboat if they brought their own pillows.
3) Later that same day, you ran a marathon around each deck of the ship and had people stationed strategically in spots to hand out tiny cups of water.
4) That evening, you tried to return your kids to the gift shop by repeatedly stating “They don’t work the way they are supposed to!”
5) After the formal night dinner, you spotted a couple holding hands and shouted “Red Rover, Red Rover!” and proceeded to run through them.
6) At the photo shop, you brought several roles of blank film to be developed and then proceeded to cry bitterly complaining “They ruined 15 days of sweat and blood to get those pictures!”
7) At Serenity Bay on Castaway Cay, you proceeded to ask every woman there “Are you my mother?”
8) You returned to the gift shop and took a price tag off an item, put it on yourself and told people you were $100.
9) One day, during a brunch session at Palo, you spent time outside using the windows as a mirror and proceeded to pick your nose and adjust your bathing suit.
10) A large group of Dissers complained that you put condoms in their fish extenders with a note saying “I’ll be back later to test these out with you”.
And finally. . .
You introduced yourself to 5 different people and then had their names paged with the instructions that they are late for their intimate rasuel appointment with you at the Spa.
We will not be issuing you a refund for your payment.
Have a Magical Day!