Nana Head Reunion 2008 RECAP!!!!!
There was a significant presence of crack this year
Disney launched a new character greeting. If you stay up past 11:30 you can have a Meet and Greet with the new Princess Tequila. She is often seen hanging around the Christmas Tree with her loyal servants
Do NOT and I repeat DO NOT EVER take a nap while traveling with fellow Nanas. They will take this opportunity to display their fettishes with inanimate objects. I'm just sayin'
Bug sprayers aren't just for killing insects anymore-TEQUILA anone? Verandahs aren't just for enjoying coffee and a croissant anymore-BRING YOUR BINOCULARS
Bloody Marys with extra olives has been declared "The Breakfast of Champions", I'm allergic to steerage and Topsiders is like visiting the pits of He**!!!, I learned that Love Means Never Having to Say Your Sober-let's just say I was greatly loved. Missing Nanas are remembered and toasted
, there is a difference between FE gifts and FE crap
, cigarettes in your FE should be accepted with the love in which they are given, Dolphinaris rocks and I heard they have dolphins there too
, say it with a t-shirt (you'll be amused), rocket scientists use flash cards (I know
), Palo is the closest thing to heaven and I hear they have food there too
, karaoke is only entertaining when Nanas are on the mike-everyone else pretty much sucks IMHO, take the time to find out what Sheridan is, if you go to tequila tasting don't waste time with the straw, rocket scientists also think electrocution is fun (*** was that all about?), the Radisson pool bar is AWESOME!!! and I hear they serve drinks there too
, Happy Hour now occurs between 8 and 8:30 pm, gingerbread making is for overachievers, there is a new poolside activity in which you can tan parts of your body you never knew you had
, kissing of fellow Nanas spreads germs
and BTW "Has anyone seen Jacob?"
Love to ya
I think that was Gailyn's Appletini. I don't think any of us really liked it but she really hated it. I drank it just because... 
