11-29-08 Nana Heads 3: Tiara Bob & The Dreamboats Reunion Cruise CONT'D THREAD #10!

[jollyg]

Well here is where I get flamed

Both those kids look like spoiled brats who need to have their britches tanned a few times to straighten them out that they arnt the gift to women that they think they are


Now I'd better far away and be ready to



Sorry ladies, wrong generation I guess.

I'm more of a Sean Connery kinda lady. (in his mature years)

Kathy

 

[marriedatdsny1996]

Those are the best kind...so eager to please

and trainable

 

[lvstitch]

Look at what I found for you Wendy and GregLA:

 

[marriedatdsny1996]

Okay Newbies..........last year about this time we created a Nana Nation poem set to Twas The Night Before Christmas. I don't have a copy on this computer. Anyone?

The boards are slowing down so I think it's time to get creative again

This year, we're going to do "Jingle Bells". Just add on your part at any time. Last year's was pretty long and VERY funny. I'll start and finish...........

With just two weeks to go
The boards are getting slow
It's time to start this show
And get us on the go

The Nanas need to pack
Or the whip Kathy will crack
Will Hunter leave "the boys"
And head up to the Stack?"

Will Trey think that it's wrong
That his gift will be a thong
Or will he act the wh*re
While on his drinking tour?

 

[cruisemutt]

I dont think shes too happy with her Tigers right now.... she gave up hope right along with the buckeye fans.....90 days til spring training!

 

[disneediva]

I dont think shes too happy with her Tigers right now.... she gave up hope right along with the buckeye fans.....90 days til spring training!

Disappointed but I still love them!

 

[marriedatdsny1996]

I dont think shes too happy with her Tigers right now.... she gave up hope right along with the buckeye fans.....90 days til spring training!

I can't believe you logged on and off without adding to our song

I used to be loved..............

 

[disneediva]

Those are the best kind...so eager to please

Channeling my inner Cougar!

 

[cruisemutt]

I hear ya, dah-lin.... theres always next year. You feelin better yet?

 

[marriedatdsny1996]

Disappointed but I still love them!

How are you feeling?

 

[marriedatdsny1996]

Oh, hi

 

[disneediva]

Okay Newbies..........last year about this time we created a Nana Nation poem set to Twas The Night Before Christmas. I don't have a copy on this computer. Anyone?

The boards are slowing down so I think it's time to get creative again

This year, we're going to do "Jingle Bells". Just add on your part at any time. Last year's was pretty long and VERY funny. I'll start and finish...........

With just two weeks to go
The boards are getting slow
It's time to start this show
And get us on the go

The Nanas need to pack
Or the whip Kathy will crack
Will Hunter leave "the boys"
And head up to the Stack?"

Will Trey think that it's wrong
That his gift will be a thong
Or will he act the wh*re
While on his drinking tour?

Ohhhh Tequila time,tequila time
don't forget the lime!
oh what fun it is to drink
a shot or two today
Hey!!

 

[woogal]

Okay Newbies..........last year about this time we created a Nana Nation poem set to Twas The Night Before Christmas. I don't have a copy on this computer. Anyone?

From the 2007 Nanas

Twas Two Weeks Until Cruising

Twas two weeks until cruising and all through the land
Nanaheads were dreaming of cocktails and warm sand.

Some of the Nannas were packing away,
While poor ol’ Mutt was trying to assign the Question of the Day

Kathy had Deck 4 snoozing on her mind
While Cheri, Kim and Shell packed rum, beer and wine

We’d checked in and boarded and pulled out our stash
In preparation for the long-awaited Nana-head bash

When out on the deck there arose such a party
All heads were a-turning to see bananas a-coming?

People were running and screaming in fear,
when the momma banana with a whip did appear

The Nanas weren’t fearful when Mom came into view
She yelled “EVERYONE! PORT SIDE! SO OKIE CAN SEE YOU!”

The twins from NC with their families in tow
Knew the Nanahead party was not far to go

Cheri should have trained harder to get us where we were going
20 miles from St Thomas she got tired of rowing

Mutt stared at Treys bottom with envious glances
His fears were well founded as Trey accepted the advances

Kim was such a nice girl, they all said she was sweet
All it took to corrupt her was the nanahead meet

The sisterhood claimed her, her reputation in tatters
She cried out in defiance “Full Frontal Nanity!--thats what REALLY MATTERS!”

The ship was top heavy, that was the news
The only solution was to ditch some of Christine’s shoes

No motorcycles allowed Rick was told
So off to the dog house he did go…

Oh but she’s always there
so you men in speedos better beware

On Formal night the women where eager to please
so they packed their hefty bag dresses with poofy sleeves

Bill, Brantley and Jeff....objects of womens affections....
Chicks all dig guys with the rogaine connections

Lets not forget Terri and Sue and Melanie and Dawn...
Their nanas intact but their innocence quite gone

They’ve arrived at the ship with a drink and a smile
Soon they’ll be sailing with an ah-peeling style

And Josh was quite grown from way last year back
An engineer soon, chasing girls in The Stack

And as we get ready for this most wonderful cruise
All they could think about was getting some booze

And Josh will too when he has kids to raise
They make you tired and put your mind in a haze

The drinks were really flowing, popping corks, tapping kegs
When in walked Ron with his bare sexy legs

The other men were shaking with fear
Christine, Paris & Brit had to stop drinking to stare

But oh wait, a shout from above
It was Cinderella and oh she was in LOVE

Would his fantasies and dreams finally come true
Oh what would Ron do?

So, with all of that said you can see why we’re here
Cruising only gets better when you’re with friends you hold dear

 

[disneediva]

I hear ya, dah-lin.... theres always next year. You feelin better yet?

How are you feeling?

On my dayquil high so feeling ok right now

 

[disneediva]

Oh, hi

hi

 

[woogal]

With just two weeks to go
The boards are getting slow
It's time to start this show
And get us on the go

The Nanas need to pack
Or the whip Kathy will crack
Will Hunter leave "the boys"
And head up to the Stack?"

Will Trey think that it's wrong
That his gift will be a thong
Or will he act the wh*re
While on his drinking tour?

Ohhhh Tequila time,tequila time
don't forget the lime!
oh what fun it is to drink
a shot or two today
Hey!!

Nana Cruise! Nana Cruise!
Nanas on da ship!
Having' fun 'fore we get old
And almost break a hip.

 

[marriedatdsny1996]

Just posted on Yahoo's front page:

"Mysterious smoke rising up from various areas of the country. Most of it seems to be coming from the area of IL..........almost as though someone is deep in thought."

 

[woogal]

Just posted on Yahoo's front page:

"Mysterious smoke rising up from various areas of the country. Most of it seems to be coming from the area of IL..........almost as though someone is deep in thought."

Poor Jess won't be getting dinner tonight ...

 

[marriedatdsny1996]

From the 2007 Nanas

Twas Two Weeks Until Cruising

Twas two weeks until cruising and all through the land
Nanaheads were dreaming of cocktails and warm sand.

Some of the Nannas were packing away,
While poor ol’ Mutt was trying to assign the Question of the Day

Kathy had Deck 4 snoozing on her mind
While Cheri, Kim and Shell packed rum, beer and wine

We’d checked in and boarded and pulled out our stash
In preparation for the long-awaited Nana-head bash

When out on the deck there arose such a party
All heads were a-turning to see bananas a-coming?

People were running and screaming in fear,
when the momma banana with a whip did appear

The Nanas weren’t fearful when Mom came into view
She yelled “EVERYONE! PORT SIDE! SO OKIE CAN SEE YOU!”

The twins from NC with their families in tow
Knew the Nanahead party was not far to go

Cheri should have trained harder to get us where we were going
20 miles from St Thomas she got tired of rowing

Mutt stared at Treys bottom with envious glances
His fears were well founded as Trey accepted the advances

Kim was such a nice girl, they all said she was sweet
All it took to corrupt her was the nanahead meet

The sisterhood claimed her, her reputation in tatters
She cried out in defiance “Full Frontal Nanity!--thats what REALLY MATTERS!”

The ship was top heavy, that was the news
The only solution was to ditch some of Christine’s shoes

No motorcycles allowed Rick was told
So off to the dog house he did go…

Oh but she’s always there
so you men in speedos better beware

On Formal night the women where eager to please
so they packed their hefty bag dresses with poofy sleeves

Bill, Brantley and Jeff....objects of womens affections....
Chicks all dig guys with the rogaine connections

Lets not forget Terri and Sue and Melanie and Dawn...
Their nanas intact but their innocence quite gone

They’ve arrived at the ship with a drink and a smile
Soon they’ll be sailing with an ah-peeling style

And Josh was quite grown from way last year back
An engineer soon, chasing girls in The Stack

And as we get ready for this most wonderful cruise
All they could think about was getting some booze

And Josh will too when he has kids to raise
They make you tired and put your mind in a haze

The drinks were really flowing, popping corks, tapping kegs
When in walked Ron with his bare sexy legs

The other men were shaking with fear
Christine, Paris & Brit had to stop drinking to stare

But oh wait, a shout from above
It was Cinderella and oh she was in LOVE

Would his fantasies and dreams finally come true
Oh what would Ron do?

So, with all of that said you can see why we’re here
Cruising only gets better when you’re with friends you hold dear

You're like a friggin Boy Scout..........always prepared. Got lime?

 

[woogal]

You're like a friggin Boy Scout..........always prepared. Got lime?

In honesty ... I had it on a really cool design and was going to print and laminate it last year to give out as gifts but never got around to it.