11/28/2009 - 12/5/2009 Nana Nation 2009 - The Nana's Ride the Seas Again #3

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Now Greg will jump in for the top!!

 

[jollyg]

Whos gonna get it?

 

[jollyg]

OH.....so close, but no cigar!!!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

What, NO Greg




i got the top!!!!




kathy

 

[jollyg]

Well, time for me to go back to work.

Chat with ya later.....

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

OH.....so close, but no cigar!!!

Smoking isnt good for you

Good thing I beat you. I am helping preserve your health


Kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Well, time for me to go back to work.

Chat with ya later.....

Bye Bye Yosemite!!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job.

"Okay, honey," the sheriff drawled, "What is 1 and 1?"

"Eleven," she replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?".

"Today and Tomorrow," she replied.

He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?", asked the sheriff.

The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go on and work on that one for a while?"

So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her buds were waiting to hear the results of the interview.

The blonde was overjoyed. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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[mom x4 grandma x4]

An old man walked out onto a frozen lake on a bitter cold winter day. He drilled a hole in the ice, sat on his bucket, put his fishing line in the water and eagerly waited for a fish to bite.

He was there for almost five hours without even a nibble when a young boy walked out, drilled a hole in the ice and sat on his bucket not far from the old man. It only took about one minute and BAM! A huge walleye bit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish.

The old man couldn't believe it and figured it was just luck. Yet, the boy put his fish line in again and within just two minutes he pulled in another huge walleye!

This went on and on until finally the old man couldn't stand it any more. He hadn't caught a fish all day. He went to the boy and said, "Boy, I've been here nearly all day without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught TEN huge fish! How do you do it?"

The boy said, "Oo af o rep ra rums rm."

"What," asked the old man?

Again the boy said, "Oo af o rep ra rums rm.”

Freezing and impatient the old man yelled "Look, I can't understand a word you are saying."

So, the boy took off his gloves, spit a clump of stuff into his hands and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!!"
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[mom x4 grandma x4]

A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up."

Right away, Little Johnny stood up.

The teacher said, "Why do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

"I don’t, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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[mom x4 grandma x4]

The Anderson family just moved into their new home when a neighbor asked 5-year-old Tommy Anderson how he liked it.

“It’s great,” Tommy said. “I have my very own room and my brother Alex has his own room, and Jamie has her own room too! But poor mom, she is still with dad…”
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[mom x4 grandma x4]

At the end of the school year a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her class. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it and said, "I bet I know what it is; Flowers."

"That's right!" the boy said, "but, how did you know?"

"Oh, just a wild guess," the teacher replied.

The next student was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift, shook it and said, "I bet I can guess what it is; A box of sweets."

"That's right said the little girl, but how did you know?"

"Oh, I've been around for many years," said the teacher proudly.

The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held he package, but it was leaking so she grabbed a drop off the leaking contents with her finger and put it on her tongue for a taste test.

"Is it wine?" the teacher asked.

"NOPE," the boy replied, with some excitement.

The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leaking package. "Is it champagne?" she asked.

"NO MAM," he replied, with even more excitement!

The teacher with all her knowledge finally took one more big taste before admitting, "I give up. What is it?"

With an giant grin the boy replied, “SURPRISE, It's a puppy!"

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[mom x4 grandma x4]

A firefighter is working outside the station when he notices a little girl in a little red wagon with small ladders on the sides, a garden hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter takes a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire-truck," the fire fighter says with high regard.

Thanks," says girl says!

The firefighter notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's tail.

"Little lady," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but...then I wouldn't have a siren!
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[mom x4 grandma x4]

see how much fun a few dumb jokes can be

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Got to be close to the top by now, just a few more

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

My turn again for the TOP!!!



kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Greg,

DID YOU SEE THAT !!!!



Kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Ok,
where is everyone
My jokes shouldnt have scared you all away. I was very selective with the ones I posted today


Darrell, Chuck, Brantley, Mark,

come on guys. Post once in awhile, PLEASE!!!!

I dont want to have to PM you guys

kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Well I am out of here to fix dinner, but I shall return

Kathy

 

[dsparks]

Kathy, Did you figure out the other value? Pop Century.

I am exhausted! Wanted to watch America's Got Talent but since the president suppose to be speaking at 9:01 it probably won't get started until 9:30 at least. I may just tape.

Leaving in the morning to go with Stephanie and Elizabeth to get Elizabeth's 2 year pictures done. Can you believe it? She will be two next Tuesday!

Good night!