11/24/07 We are Better Than Leftovers!!! Nana Head reunion

[mom x4 grandma x4]

O.K. y'all asked for it.....

A blonde is driving her convertable down the hiway at a pretty good clip when she spots a highway patrol car behind her with lights flashing. She pulls over and looking in her side view mirror she sees that the deputy getting out of the car is also blonde. When the deputy gets to the car she asks for the blonde driver's license. After going thru her entire purse she turns to the deputy to ask what it looks like. "You know, the thing with your picture on it" the deputy responds. After more frantic searching the driver pulls out her compact, opens it, smiles, and hands it to the blonde deputy. The deputy opens the compact and in a very frustrated voice says "if you had told me you were a cop in the first place, we could have avoided all this!"
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[mom x4 grandma x4]

here isa web site that shows you where each ship is today, but best of all is you look on the left of the page under site navigation, click on web cams and you will find a ton of them all over the world as well as ship cams. It is fun to go and look at them.
so if your interested on port cams for the islands, check it out.


http://www.cruisecal.com/dnn3/

 

[woogal]

Shell, how many DCL drinks did Okie just blow on the vet bill??

Uh, about 50

 

[woogal]

Who's blond?

 

[woogal]

O.K. y'all asked for it.....

A blonde is driving her convertable down the hiway at a pretty good clip when she spots a highway patrol car behind her with lights flashing. She pulls over and looking in her side view mirror she sees that the deputy getting out of the car is also blonde. When the deputy gets to the car she asks for the blonde driver's license. After going thru her entire purse she turns to the deputy to ask what it looks like. "You know, the thing with your picture on it" the deputy responds. After more frantic searching the driver pulls out her compact, opens it, smiles, and hands it to the blonde deputy. The deputy opens the compact and in a very frustrated voice says "if you had told me you were a cop in the first place, we could have avoided all this!"
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Priceless

 

[woogal]

Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered it, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect.

"Easy, " she replied. "He only has one eye."

The chief was stunned. "He only has one eye because it is a profile shot! Think about it!" He repeated the procedure for the second blonde and again asked how she would recognize him.

"He only has one ear, " was her answer.

"What is the matter with you people?!? It is a profile shot! You are seeing him from the side!" He repeated the procedure for the third blonde, then said, "How would you recognize the suspect? Now think before you give me a stupid answer."

After viewing the photo, she thought for a minute, then said, "He's wearing contact lenses."

This took the chief by surprise. He looked real hard at the picture and couldn't tell if the suspect had contacts or not, so he went into the database and looked at the report. Sure enough, when the mug shot was taken, he was wearing contact lenses! He went back to her and asked, "How could you tell he was wearing contact lenses? Nobody else here in this precinct saw that!"

"Well, " she said, "he can't wear regular glasses with only one eye and one ear, now, can he?"

 

[LadyShiva]

Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered it, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect.

......

"Well, " she said, "he can't wear regular glasses with only one eye and one ear, now, can he?"

*ugh* Soooo passing this on...

Thanks!
Brandie

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

more jokes please!!!

I love a good laugh during the day.

 

[LadyShiva]

*wave* Glad to see we're back up. I'm going grocery shopping before the family gets home.

Brandie

 

[disneediva]

Ok I am joining in on the Blonde bandwagon...

A blonde a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar, the redhead asks for a BL, the bartender says whats that? Duhhh, she says a budlight.
He goes to the brunette and she asks for a ML, OK whats that he asks? Duhhh she replies a Miller lite.
He gets to the blonde and says Ok what will you have? A fifteen she replies.
He looks puzzled and says Ok I give whats a fifteen? Duhhhh a seven and seven.

 

[pgfour]

Ok I am joining in on the Blonde bandwagon...

A blonde a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar, the redhead asks for a BL, the bartender says whats that? Duhhh, she says a budlight.
He goes to the brunette and she asks for a ML, OK whats that he asks? Duhhh she replies a Miller lite.
He gets to the blonde and says Ok what will you have? A fifteen she replies.
He looks puzzled and says Ok I give whats a fifteen? Duhhhh a seven and seven.

Good one! At first I thought you were talking about you, me, and Shell!!! (in that order!)

 

[pgfour]

Uh, about 50

Maybe my cats will have to fend for themselves this year! I do have my priorities! (Unless it's like last cruise! )

 

[woogal]

Good one! At first I thought you were talking about you, me, and Shell!!! (in that order!)

Wait ...are we talking about natural hair color???

 

[lvstitch]

Just checking in. Sorry I haven't been posted in a while but I started a new job this week . Also my husband is in the process of buying a new pizzeria so we have been busy. Just letting you guys know I'm still here.

TTFN

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Wendy Good one!!
Morning all. The work week is about gone for most of you, so be happy today.

I hope others will join in the Blond band wagon too.
That keep sus bumped up and gives everyone a good chuckle each day.

 

[LadyShiva]

Is it Friday YETTTTT?

Gee whiz!

I have got someone coming out to see how much hubby needs to pay to have the front yard beeeeyutiful (beautiful for those who speak real English, versus Brandie-speak! ). We have everything... snow mold, ringrot, weeds, bushes that need trimming, lack of proper fertilizer, you name it. The only thing we don't have are leaves on the grass--our poor little tree is bare. If we don't want to pay the HOA, we should go ahead and pay the lawn care service, because what we're doing doesn't seem to be making the lawn any better!!! We at least have an automated sprinkler system!

So, anyway, wish me luck! This seems to be the year of home maintenance! Gotta replace windows, the fridge, the sump pump and who knows what else! Last year was the hot water heater, and something else expensive. Can't remember now.

Oh well. I like having a roof over my head! *hahahha*

*wave*
Brandie

 

[woogal]

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO..

Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona
Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas
Lituracy Ain't Everythang.

California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut
Like Massachusetts, only smaller

Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills.

Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!

Michigan
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota
10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes

Mississippi
Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!

Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada
Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... And No Right To Self Defense!

North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon
Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal

Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina
Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee
Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.

Texas
Se Hable Ingles

Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont
Too liberal for the Kennedy's

Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington
Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!

West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin
Come Cut the Cheese!

Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
Home of Brokeback Mtn.

The District of Columbia
The Work-Free Drug Place!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

That was great!!!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Hey everyone, I know your not interested but I just got my docs fo rnext months 3 day cruise!!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Hey everyone, I know your not interested but I just got my docs for next months 3 day cruise!!








Just had to rub it in a little!!