Hey y'all,
I decided to tell you all of a cruise story since we'll all be "enjoying" the beautiful ship before long.
In March of '07, my cousin and I decided to cruise the Magic to the Eastern Caribbean.
We got on the elevator and on there already was a family, mom, dad, and son. The boy, around 10 YO, had in his hands a balloon. It's shape was so shocking to us!
It was shaped, and I'll be delicate here, just like a certain part of the male anatomy! We were indignant!!! The family got off on the next floor and my cousin and I immediately started going off! How dare ANYONE make something like that and how dare mom and dad allow this child to walk around with it! We fumed for 2 days!!
On the drive home, it dawned on me that the offensive balloon was actually suppose to be a SWORD!!! We laughed for weeks about that.
Now, the really sad part about the whole thing ( yeah, I know there's a lot sad about this) is that my cousin would probably STILL be telling people that the poor boy was walking around the ship with a balloon whoha!
She's a blonde, too.