10/24/2009 Bash On the Boat (I'm with B.O.B.) - Thread #25

[A fat english gent]

I'll try dear...


George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech.
After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.
"Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"

"I have 3 questions. First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes? And
Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions. First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?! And
Fifth, Where is "Bob"? !!

 

[B9erSteve]

You're killin' me this morning!

 

[disgrits]

Well, I'm off....

Lori-I'll see you at noon!

 

[A fat english gent]

Last one.... For now


World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and went to football all the time and often stayed out at the pub late and left the toilet seat up all the time and farted whenever he wanted...

The End

 

[Walt & Di]

Walt will like that joke. Weren't you in the Navy, Walt? Or was it the Air Force?

Navy for 8 years...

Rangland Road ADR made for 10/21.

Walt

 

[Walt & Di]

Last one.... For now


World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and went to football all the time and often stayed out at the pub late and left the toilet seat up all the time and farted whenever he wanted...

The End

Fits me to a tee and I am married....

Walt

 

[goslingl]

Leisha...I had to read this twice as I thought your children were reading naughty mags.

Ryan is now 24 so I am not sure what he is reading at this point probably the same as Mikey.

 

[goslingl]

Me too, I will ask Roger but he is not into many group things!!

We can go together. Tommy is planning on joining Roger in Diversions.

 

[goslingl]

Are we doing the same on the 31st or will it be too crowded?

Sounds like a plan to me. I love Casey's

 

[goslingl]

AFEG you crack me up! I needed those this morning.

 

[Timon]

It was just an idea Cass. Don't know if this is the plan though. Need a vote from the other Tarts. Perhaps I'll PM them all and get a decision.

Ok, sorry, I don't know anything about this meet Just let me know what the plan is by September so I can get it in the BOBigator

Am waxed....

Well, I'm off....

Lori-I'll see you at noon!

Have a great lunch girls!!!!

 

[Scouter]

do they have lots of pictures??

Bob agreed that he'd like to browse in the book stores like you would

 

[Timon]

So I called Disney this morning to see if I could change the time on an ADR for Sci-Fi Dine In. No such luck

Can you believe that on a Monday evening the only opening for us at Sci-Fi was either 3:30pm or 7:15pm.

This is at 88 days out!!! What the heck is going on over there at the Studios that day??? I got all my other ADR's at the time I wanted or within 15 mins of what I wanted.

I only have one more left to make tomorrow

 

[Scouter]

Gosh it's getting so hard to keep up with you'se peoples

 

[Scouter]

Happy everything everybody!




And



Sorry to hear about that and hugs too.

 

[A fat english gent]

Swine flu:

100,000 new cases last week,800 very ill,68 critical...



PS.....And to anyone looking to off their partners while aboard the Magic,Chris,Heather,Cath and Karen's families will be available for hugs and cuddles on deck 10 everyday between the 9.00am and 10am ....

 

[captchris]

Good morning everyone.

I just had a meeting with our finance guy to go over the details of a big grant I received.

AFEG, great jokes!

Did anyone hear that Space Mountain will be closed in October? My sister told me that. I can live without it, but was still looking forward to riding it. My kids want to hit all of the mountains at MNSSHP.

 

[GOS]

4) - The motto for the Rose and Crown Pub is "Otium Cum Dignitate", which means "Leisure with Dignity".

5) - No one? Is there a 106?

6) Gotta get back to you on that one.

6) Airships?

 

[GOS]

Divorce VS Murder

A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide'

The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different.
You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

 

[GOS]

Last one.... For now


World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and went to football all the time and often stayed out at the pub late and left the toilet seat up all the time and farted whenever he wanted...

The End

Yes and it stayed a fairy tale.