10/24/2009 Bash on the Boat (I'm with B.O.B) Thread #22

[goofyfreak]

Too funny.







Thanks afeg. Your jokes are cheering me up today.




Hiya Lori! Is Alex any better?

She has walking pneumonia. So antibiotics and inhalers for her. She will be fine. Thanks.

 

[goofyfreak]

Walking round with pneumonia FO.

 

[goslingl]

Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy.
He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary.

He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump.
A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.

Managing not to yell, Flynn sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding.
He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.

He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.

In the morning, Flynn woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Mary staring at him from across the room.

"You were drunk again last night, weren't you?"

Flynn responded, "Why you say such a mean thing?"

"Well," Mary said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly.....

"...it's all the band-aids stuck on the mirror."

Love it!!!!

 

[goslingl]

An Amish boy and his father were in a shopping centre for the very first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son .

"Go get your mother..."

This one was good too!!

 

[goslingl]

She has walking pneumonia. So antibiotics and inhalers for her. She will be fine. Thanks.

Poor baby. Hope she is better soon!

 

[JOANNEL]

Too funny, Chris- thanks for the chuckle.

Hope Alex feels better soon.

 

[Dyerneeds]

wow. $68 for the mnsshp on the 31st.

oh well, you're only young once.

 

[danandnan]

we have something planned, but i cant remember what it is.

Well, I am sitting here all ready for work but I am heading back to bed instead. Alex is sick with a high fever, cough and sore throat. Taking her to doctor today hoping its not strep throat again. But, on the bright side.....more sleep for me!

We don't have any plans and even if we did we would probably change them. Our DIL (a doc) had advised us not to go anywhere we don't have to. She kept her kids home from school & daycare. We have several confirmed cases of H1N1 in the state and several more suspected ones. At least one school & one daycare are closed for a week. I went to sub this morning but I think I won't take any more jobs for a few days. Nobody's panicked yet but there's a heightened sense of awareness. I thnk my DIL is doubly concerned because they were in Texas recently & went to the Fort Worth zoo. Today that school district is closed.

I hope Alex is tested for it just to be on the safe side.

N

 

[Dyerneeds]

I had to watch the game on the computer. It was blacked out again. It was a good game. Go Red Sox!!! Should I not wear my hat to your house. Diane

we gave that game away.

oh its ok, you can wear your boston hat here.
maybe we'll get a poochie to chew it up while you sleep.

 

[danandnan]

wow. $68 for the mnsshp on the 31st.

oh well, you're only young once.

Wait a minute I think I already was young once - is there a senior price?!!!

 

[Dyerneeds]

Morning all. Just checking in before I go to bed for 4 hours. Heading to the airport at 4:45/5:00 for our 7:00 flight. Figure we'll get to the gate between 5:45/6:00.

We do have internet in our room in DC, but not sure if I'll be on or not - our schedule is pretty tight right now. Might have some time Thursday night and Sunday morning. I'll try to get on other times if possible.

Can't wait to see the VA DISers on Saturday night.

have a great time!!
take lots of pics. tell mr. O we said hi!!

Extra security details?...........

Maybe Michellel will invite them in for tea....


MEMO TO ALL VA DISSers: Eat quickly and decisively on Saturday night,remember snooze and you lose Fatty is in the house....

Give him Hell ladies,and don't forget the wine and Bar bill is on Jeff....

 

[Dyerneeds]

Well, I am sitting here all ready for work but I am heading back to bed instead. Alex is sick with a high fever, cough and sore throat. Taking her to doctor today hoping its not strep throat again. But, on the bright side.....more sleep for me!

for your sweetie.

 

[Dyerneeds]

Enjoy your evening Sir their all lovely people.....Watch for the Jerry Lewis look alike he has Gas......

PS...Please make sure you tell him i said that.....

afeg's on a roll.

 

[goslingl]

we gave that game away.

oh its ok, you can wear your boston hat here.
maybe we'll get a poochie to chew it up while you sleep.

You are getting a poochie! That is wonderful.

 

[goslingl]

Wait a minute I think I already was young once - is there a senior price?!!!

You are still young!!!!

 

[Dyerneeds]

Wait a minute I think I already was young once - is there a senior price?!!!

i dont think theres a discount for dvc members for that nite.

 

[goslingl]

We don't have any plans and even if we did we would probably change them. Our DIL (a doc) had advised us not to go anywhere we don't have to. She kept her kids home from school & daycare. We have several confirmed cases of H1N1 in the state and several more suspected ones. At least one school & one daycare are closed for a week. I went to sub this morning but I think I won't take any more jobs for a few days. Nobody's panicked yet but there's a heightened sense of awareness. I thnk my DIL is doubly concerned because they were in Texas recently & went to the Fort Worth zoo. Today that school district is closed.

I hope Alex is tested for it just to be on the safe side.

N

ADP has canceled all travel temporarily especially out of the country. I think everyone is glad at this point. There are no reported cases in KY but we are the last to get anything which in this case is good.

 

[goslingl]

Soory I mess up your Father Of the bride

 

[goslingl]

i dont think theres a discount for dvc members for that nite.

I am going to ask tomorrow when I call.

 

[danandnan]

You are still young!!!!

Right - I'm just married to a senior citizen on Social Security & Medicare!!!