10/24/2009 Bash on the Boat (I'm with B.O.B) Thread #14

[A fat english gent]

Last one.....

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a
>beer. "Certainly, sir," replies the bartender. "That'll be 1 cent."
>
>"ONE CENT!" exclaims the customer.
>
>The barman replies, "Yes."
>
>So the guy glances over the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone
>steak with chips, peas and a fried egg?"
>
>"Certainly, sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."
>
>"How much money?" inquires the guy.
>
>"Four cents," the bartender replies.
>
>"FOUR cents!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The
>bartender replies, "Upstairs with my wife." The guy asks, "What's he doing
>with your wife?" The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business."

 

[A fat english gent]

Sorry i couldn't resist this last one....

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his
>side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying
>roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move
>slightly, "My darling Becky," he whispered. "Hush, my love," she said.
>"Rest. Shhh, don't talk." He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired
>voice, "I have something I must confess to you." "There's nothing to
>confess," replied the weeping Becky. "Everything's all right. Go to sleep."
>"No, no, I must die in peace, Becky. I slept with your sister,your best
>friend, her best friend and your mother!"
>
>"I know," Becky whispered softly, "That's why I poisoned you."

 

[goslingl]

After a busy weekend of hockey it's back to good old Monday.
I hope everybody had a great weekend. The weather here in Maine was cloudyand drizzley all weekend. Some people we know sat on a beach a read.

Joanne we have been talking and I think we are staying an extra day after the Cruise. You mentioned MMSHP. We have never done it we missed it this year so I think we will be doing it this year . You won't be abe to get rid of us. Nancy wants to know how much are the tickets and does that include a regular days pass use included?

danandnan

Good morning All!!! I was off for one day and missed so much. We are planning on doing the MNSHP the day we get off the boat. We have not decided where we are going to stay for those couple of days. I would like to stay somewhere different. I am thinking about trying the WL.

 

[njprincess]

Good morning All!!! I was off for one day and missed so much. We are planning on doing the MNSHP the day we get off the boat. We have not decided where we are going to stay for those couple of days. I would like to stay somewhere different. I am thinking about trying the WL.

Me too but I was thinking about AKV...

 

[goslingl]

Drive carefully Missy....

This may help....


Husband and wife are shopping in Target when the man picks up a crate of Budd and sticks them into the trolley

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife

'They're on offer, only $10 for 24 cans', he says *

*'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping.... *

A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley. *

What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,

'It's my face cream.. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

The man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BUDD AND IT'S HALF THE BLOODY PRICE'

 

[goslingl]

Sorry i couldn't resist this last one....

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his
>side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying
>roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move
>slightly, "My darling Becky," he whispered. "Hush, my love," she said.
>"Rest. Shhh, don't talk." He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired
>voice, "I have something I must confess to you." "There's nothing to
>confess," replied the weeping Becky. "Everything's all right. Go to sleep."
>"No, no, I must die in peace, Becky. I slept with your sister,your best
>friend, her best friend and your mother!"
>
>"I know," Becky whispered softly, "That's why I poisoned you."

You are so funny! Sick but funny1

 

[A fat english gent]

You are so funny! Sick but funny1

And your a newbie you wanna spare a thought for the poor buggers who've had to put up with me for the last 2 years....

 

[JLDSMD]

Do y'all know if the park gets to capacity at MVMCP? Or do they sell only a certain amount of tickets?

Paige, if not answered yet, I believe the "parties" are limited to 25K-30K. I don't think we've ever gone to one over about 10K. Smallest would have been the Pirate one last Feb which was around 5K at best.

 

[JLDSMD]

They supposedly limit the tickets to 20K. Here's some good info: http://allears.net/tp/hol_mk.htm

O.K., I stand corrected. I thought MNNSHP was up in the 25K-30K. Maybe they keep MVMCP low. I'm just going off DIS posts and CM's in the park.

Either way, it is a lot less than a normal day in the parks.

 

[A fat english gent]

Do i or don't i?

I have all the details loaded into a page for a 5 night cruise around the Med for the 25th of this month and all i have to do is press the button.....Or do i wait for the powers that be to sanction it first?..

 

[JLDSMD]

Husband and wife are shopping in Target when the man picks up a crate of Budd and sticks them into the trolley

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife

'They're on offer, only $10 for 24 cans', he says *

*'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping.... *

A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley. *

What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,

'It's my face cream.. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

The man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BUDD AND IT'S HALF THE BLOODY PRICE'

So much for the New Chris.

 

[JLDSMD]

100K although they usually close at 75K

http://www.disneyworldtrivia.com/trivia/mk/magickingdom.php

And that is the reason why I don't go near WDW at Xmas or Easter (and the fact that I'm too cheap to spend premium prices on the rooms ).

 

[A fat english gent]

Yes but i did score brownie points for trying....

 

[JLDSMD]

Well, that 'new you' thing was over pretty quick!

There I go again, posting before readings. Sorry to steall your line.

 

[njprincess]

There I go again, posting before readings. Sorry to steall your line.

No stealing, just another observation. And you've actually met him in person

 

[captchris]

I got my mileage logs done, and the report was sent off to the finance department. I'm listening to Wishes as I work. It makes the time go by nicely.

 

[JLDSMD]

I have a built in nav system. It talks. I can choose English or French, man or woman. The man sounds like John Cleese. The woman sounds like John Cleese when he was in drag. The French man sounds like John Cleese speaking French.

That's what I get for buying an Australian car!

Australian Car? What car is made in Australia? I know people think Subaru is Australian because of the old commercials, but it is actually a Japanese company.

Nonetheless, they must have hired John Cleese to do their Nav.

 

[JLDSMD]

Do i or don't i?

I have all the details loaded into a page for a 5 night cruise around the Med for the 25th of this month and all i have to do is press the button.....Or do i wait for the powers that be to sanction it first?..

Did you book it?

 

[JLDSMD]

O.K., I have a meeting to go to. Talk later people.

 

[captchris]

Australian Car? What car is made in Australia? I know people think Subaru is Australian because of the old commercials, but it is actually a Japanese company.

Nonetheless, they must have hired John Cleese to do their Nav.

I was wondering the same thing, and I don't think any cars sold in America are manufactured in Australia.