10/24/09 Bash on the Boat (I'm With BOB) Thread #11

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joke of the day and ooohhhh soooooooo true!!!!!!!!!

Three Men on a Hike

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging,
Violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'

Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
Across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength
And the tools to cross the river'
Poof! .... God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
was
Able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross
The river'

Poof! ... He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
Hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.


'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!'

:lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

:rotfl: :rotfl: love it!

ITS SUNNY HERE TODAY IN ENGLAND. WHAT IS HAPPENING.

I know!:eek: - we had a whole afternoon of bright blue sky!:eek:

Just checked my countdown clicker, this is the time left until the B.O.B. cruise.​

400 Days and counting...

:woohoo: :yay: :woohoo: :yay:

Yeay!!!! Post 1000 is mine!!! :cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: !

:woohoo: Way to go Jen:woohoo:
 
Good morning everybody:goodvibes

TGIF

No school meetings today:woohoo: :yay:

All I have to do today is organise Ellis' belated birthday excursion - Neil and I are taking him and a friend to Cadbury World. Its like your Hershey World in Pensylvania(sp)? I rememebr going there and not being able to get that blasted tune out of head for days:rotfl2: - "hersheys choc-o-late, hersheys choc-o-late, hersheys choc-o-late bar, ". I like your little kisses.

Its only about 30 minutes drive - we've been before - you get an empty bag as you go in, and every so often theres a member of staff who gives you yet another bar of chocolate:woohoo:

At the end theres an area which has melted chocolate and all sorts of things to add like marshmellows, smarties etc etc.

Its actually very sickly after the first spoonful, but I always manage;) :lmao:

http://www.cadburyworld.co.uk/EN/CWORLD/experience/
 

Heather, I'm loving the day by day pics.:thumbsup2

Karen, have fun eating loads of chocolate.:woohoo:

Cath, loved the joke!:rotfl2:

Good job to all you dieters out there! Keep up the good work.:thumbsup2

Joanne, have a great cruise!!!!!!!!!!!:cool1:
 
Whats Texas Toast Andy?

MORNING


It's thick slices of bread with garlic butter on it, not very good for a diet though...........:lmao:

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I'm going to go ahead and add the three ladies from my group to the list using Hazel's user name below.

B.O.B.'s Tiara Tarts

Oybolshoi - Brenda
cntkg1-Nancy (I think)
Tinkerbell.RN- Beth (and Megan & Sarah)
arielhead - Tanya (and Claire)
goofyfreak-Lori (and Alex and Julia)
disgrits-Paige (Giap, too)
millerpjm - Jen Mouse
GOS - Heather
littlehayhay - Hazel, Angelina & Vi
 
OK, I've got to get a move it and get ready to get out of here, see ya folks later.........:wave2:
 
today joke of the day soory blondies!!!!!

three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.
>Each day, they noticed the boss left work early.
>
>One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave
>right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so
>how
>would she know they went home early?
>
>The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little
>gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
>
>The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa
>before meeting a dinner date.
>
>The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but
>when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
>Slowly
>and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her
>husband in bed with her lady boss! Gently, she closed the door and
>crept out of
>her house.
>
>The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned
>to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go
>with them.
>
>"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday."
>
 
All I have to do today is organise Ellis' belated birthday excursion - Neil and I are taking him and a friend to Cadbury World. Its like your Hershey World in Pensylvania(sp)? I rememebr going there and not being able to get that blasted tune out of head for days:rotfl2: - "hersheys choc-o-late, hersheys choc-o-late, hersheys choc-o-late bar, ". I like your little kisses.
Not sure if I've ever posted this here but check this out. It was from April this year. Bear with it through the first minute and a half, though, it was pre-Hershey get together with some friends.
 
Good morning all,

Thanks for all the well wishes. Can't wait to get out of here. Work has been nuts.

Seven hours and we will be on the road.

Have a great Friday.
 
today joke of the day soory blondies!!!!!

three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.
>Each day, they noticed the boss left work early.
>
>One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave
>right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so
>how
>would she know they went home early?
>
>The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little
>gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
>
>The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa
>before meeting a dinner date.
>
>The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but
>when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
>Slowly
>and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her
>husband in bed with her lady boss! Gently, she closed the door and
>crept out of
>her house.
>
>The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned
>to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go
>with them.
>
>"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday."
>

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Good morning all,

Thanks for all the well wishes. Can't wait to get out of here. Work has been nuts.

Seven hours and we will be on the road.

Have a great Friday.

Have a great time:cool1:
 
Ellis' friend that we're taking with us is sooooooooooooooooo loud:headache: - he hasnt mastered the art of talking:headache: he shouts and screams A LOT:headache:

I must remember to pack anadin
 
I've been sooooo lazy today - I've just sat and watched tv for nearly 3 hours:rolleyes1

I have no energy, I might go and have a browse around the shops - later peeps!
 
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