MARK!!! Does this look familiar...I just happen to find it on another meet posting! Remember there are Canadians on this post are you trying to say something about us???
(Sorry everyone the pictures wouldn't show up!)
"Notice to the residents of Cherranna,
We regret to inform you that Canada's army will be tied up in Kabul this winter. As a result you will have to shovel your own snow. Since we are so (sniff) compaaasionate and caring, we have proved a tutorial on the use of a snow shovel.
First of all you must take a test in order to see if you qualify for the tutorial. The first question is: Which one is the snow shovel? Hint drag curser over image for clue.
Congratulations if you picked the center you qualify for the tutorial.
Step One- Grasp shovel as you would a hockey stick as shown in picture. We don't recommend that you wear skates or roller blades as this may greatly inhibit your efforts.
Step Two- Hold shovel with mouth parallel or in a horizontal position with respect to the ground, as shown in picture. Holding the shovel in vertical manner such as like a hockey stick for example will prove most ineffective.
Step Three- Push shovel into snow. You may notice that snow will collect on the mouth of the shovel. Note: This may take some practice.
Step four- Turn body (yours that is) 180 degrees, not to be confused with three university degrees. You will turn completely around and turn shovel upside down. That is providing you have some snow on the shovel.
As a special government benefit, Sheila Copps, The Minister of blond jokes and failed leadership candidate will provide the snow shovels free of charge.
Department Of National Defence Memo."
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Pauline