Steamboat WillyNilly
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Yes dear
I got food poisoning from eating white castle at 2:00 am after being out drinking. I think it took me two or three years before I actually went back.
Oh yea, food poisoning from the White Castles after a night of drinking... I used that one on my parents a few times when I was younger![]()
Silly jokes for silly folks!
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them sh@t in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird $hit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
morning
My first pirate, after all this lurking!! Getting so excited for the cruise.![]()
Can you believe one of the people on our 9-15 cruise has already started packing?!
Congrats!!
So, stop lurking and start posting. Hardly fair that you'll know all of us and we won't know you.![]()
So true!
Did you have a sweet dream?!?
That is such a great way to keep your focus on the goal!!!
By the way, this ia a Salt and Vinager Chip post!![]()
Could you imagine the look on their faces at White Castle when an order for 18 Crave Cases comes in???
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."