09/18/11 - DVCers Take Over the Dream (S.S. Member Cruise 2011) - Thread #7

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I got food poisoning from eating white castle at 2:00 am after being out drinking. I think it took me two or three years before I actually went back.

Oh yea, food poisoning from the White Castles after a night of drinking... I used that one on my parents a few times when I was younger :lmao:
 

Silly jokes for silly folks!

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them sh@t in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird $hit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
 
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them sh@t in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird $hit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."



Loved that joke :rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:
 
Could you imagine the look on their faces at White Castle when an order for 18 Crave Cases comes in???

Is there the point where I should admit that I've never had White Castle? But, I :love::love::love: me some Five Guys!!! OMG, they are sooooo good!
 
LOL. Juniors cousin works at wal mart and we thought we saw his picture in those "people of wal mart" pics! :lmao: (he's got long hair with a bald spot in the middle of his head and he's one of those really hairy guys)
 
So back to the question: Has anyone heard anything more about the cruise? Who the guests will be? Is it true we will all get a solid gold Mickey with the number 25 set in diamonds on his ears? Did they ever bring back cookie dough soft ice cream on castaway cay? Hmmm, maybe they might have some cookies and cream on this cruise, anyone know?
 
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