SeaSickPsycho
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We have played several games here how about funniest or wierdest person on a flight with you?
Mine is Turkey Man Story
Turkey Man was seated on my left a few years ago on a flight to Orlando. As the flight attendants started around with beverages, TM picked up his duffle and pulled out a Jewel deli package of about 2lbs of sliced turkey. He asked if he could use my tray table (he couldn't use his because he stuck his stockinged feet up in the air every few minutes) for his turkey and large Gatorade. He proceeded to gobble his turkey, slice by slice by holding it in the air and dangling it into his mouth. When he finished his turkey, he pulled out his toothbrush and toothpaste and put a squiggle of paste on the brush and then sat there balancing his toothpaste until the occupied sign turned off. He went down the aisle in his stocking feet, carrying his toothbrush to the back of the plane. Needless to say there were turkey "crumbs" all over his area. And that folks is my TM story. My friends like me to tell this story and act it out over and over and over.![]()



I am so sorry you had that experience.
