08/15/2009 -Eastern- Tortola Treasure Seekers

[caitlinsdad]

Monkey theme...

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized with her and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

I bet she went ape Sh*t all over him

 

[caitlinsdad]

Following on the computer theme


My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long.

"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

 

[caitlinsdad]

While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted.

"My name is Joshua. What's yours?" asked the first boy.

"Adam," replied the second.

"My daddy is a doctor. What does your daddy do for a living?" asked Joshua.

Adam proudly replied, "My daddy is a lawyer."

"Honest?" asked Joshua.

"No, just the regular kind," replied Adam.

 

[caitlinsdad]

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?"

"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.

"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."

 

[PrincessMom2002]

Oh dear, Abby!!!

Thank you. I am a little scared, as I have never had surgery before. But hopefully everything will be OK.

 

[PrincessMom2002]

Yep on both sides of that equation.

It's nice to be among friends here!

 

[PrincessMom2002]

Oh no not you too,

Kristin is rubbing off on me. She's the trooper though as hers was worse than mine should be.

 

[PrincessMom2002]

Taking that stuff, all I can say is WoW man pretty Colors

Takes me back to my wild, single days.

 

[caitlinsdad]

Well, Im glad the weekend is here. The first full week of work for me since Dec 4th.

I had a three day weekend, then 3 four day weekends from some well placed vacation days.

Working 5 days in a row is no fun. And to make it worse, I am on call this weekend.

 

[PrincessMom2002]

I am totaly psyched.. DH just booked my parents on the same cruise as us for Oct....

So glad to hear that he did it!

 

[caitlinsdad]

Thank you. I am a little scared, as I have never had surgery before. But hopefully everything will be OK.

Just make sure they explain everything to you.
I've been operated on three times. It's normal to feel a little scared.

We are hear for you.

 

[PrincessMom2002]

Hope everyone had a FUN Friday Night............

Do you watch Ghost Whisperer? That's my Friday night show when I'm home.

A friend and I went "scrapbooking" tonight. Actually we made an appearance, then headed off to a local wings joint for a couple of hours. Not in the mood tonight to be creative, so it was girl talk, drinks, and food.

 

[caitlinsdad]

Kristin is rubbing off on me. She's the trooper though as hers was worse than mine should be.

I think I should keep my dw away from you too

 

[PrincessMom2002]

I was thinking about that buttfly from early today and then I saw this


butt joke


A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

OMG that is hilarious!

 

[caitlinsdad]

Do you watch Ghost Whisperer? That's my Friday night show when I'm home.

A friend and I went "scrapbooking" tonight. Actually we made an appearance, then headed off to a local wings joint for a couple of hours. Not in the mood tonight to be creative, so it was girl talk, drinks, and food.

Nope didn't see it. girl talk and drinks and food sounds like a much better way to spend friday night instead of scarpbooking

 

[PrincessMom2002]

Monkey theme...

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized with her and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

You guys are killing me!

 

[caitlinsdad]

We are having wierd weather here, We had thunderstorms today and now there saying snow sunday night into monday.

 

[PrincessMom2002]

Well, Im glad the weekend is here. The first full week of work for me since Dec 4th.

I had a three day weekend, then 3 four day weekends from some well placed vacation days.

Working 5 days in a row is no fun. And to make it worse, I am on call this weekend.

Hopefully you don't get any calls! What's the likelihood? Even though this was a long week, it went faster than last week for me. But now we have no more holidays until Memorial Day. UGH.

 

[caitlinsdad]

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her, "If you don't do the following, your husband will lose his will to live and surely die."

Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.
At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
For dinner, fix especially nice meals selected from his favorite foods and don't burden him with household chores or problems.
Make love with him several times a week and satisfy his every sexual whim. On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
She replied, "You're going to die."

 

[caitlinsdad]

Here is Number 2500


I thought we might hit it today.

Ok on to 3000