USDIS Breaking News Thread (FAKE stories)

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

uh oh!!! And if I'm thinking what you two are thinking...the story will be quite interesting...for someone in particular too........

 

[Selina]

Doc......of course......we are all on the same wave length......I can't wait!!!

 

[Prince Eric1]

Hurry up and post that puppy. I don't want to miss it before I go to bed. Got to get up early tomorrow.

 

[DocBosch]

Actually, now that i think about it, I think mine maybe a little different. I think it's about the same person, and the same other person... but i think your approach will be different then mine.

I'll try to post mine when I get home tonight.

-Kevin

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

Well, I PMed Selina, and I know she and I are on the same wavelength.

 

[DocBosch]

Garner garners stalker

Orlando, FL – Orlando area police arrested a man Saturday morning under suspicion of stalking television actress Jennifer Garner.

The man was apprehended during a publicity appearance by Ms. Garner at the Disney-MGM Studios theme park, when he reportedly jumped on stage and yelled “Jennifer, it’s my anniversary, but I’ve left my wife for you!”

Police refuse to identify the supposed stalker for security reasons, but sources from the internet claim the man was staying at the Portofino Bay Hotel at the Universal Orlando resort, where his wife was found.

“They were shooting a music video on the New York backlot area, when we overheard some crew members talking about ‘that Daredevil chick’ being ‘at MGM’” recounted the heartbroken wife. “All of a sudden, I turned around and he was gone. I just assumed he went to ride the Hulk [roller coaster] or [The Amazing Adventures of] Spider-Man.”

“Believe me, we know how Jennifer Garner must feel!” commented an actor in the Extreme Ghostbusters street show, regarding the stalking.

Ms. Garner was on location at the Walt Disney World resort shooting an upcoming episode of the ABC hit show Alias, revolving around her character uncovering a secret society that controls all the theme park operations in the world, known simply as ‘The Dark Marauders’.

 

[Selina]

DocB........slightly different from mine..........

I have just realised that I somehow missed DM's......... and SPH's............. ..........Spidey - guess you are all set now - have a wonderful weekend.

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

Selina - will you post yours???

I still need to write another story...will post as soon as it is done!!

 

[SpideyHulk24]

LOL!!!! I just saw your report Doc!!!! I love it!!!! That is too funny. I can't wait to show this to my wife.

That was great!!!

 

[Prince Eric1]

With 75% of boroughs reporting, it appears that the Universal Studios/Disboard recall elections results are in. CNN and Fox News report tonight that it appears that Barry Hom appears to have lost in the recall balloting to remain as moderator of the Disboards. Challengers running by the dozens to replace Hom, controversy and mudslinging ran amuck during recall proceedings. Hopefuls Fly Fly Eclipse and Spidey Hulk appeared to have split the vote while both running on the "I can post more than you can" party line, while rumors of marital infidelity also seemed to have cost the once revered Spidey Hulk. It was reported by CNN that Spidey Hulk was observed meeting a 15 year old girl at a male exotic dance exibition on Saturday, but Spidey Hulk defended his actions by stating his wife was present at the time. Polls taken shortly after that breaking story did show Spidey hulk to have captured 100% of the "swinger" vote.
Other front runners in the election included Harvard Medical Professor Doc Bosh, who's strong bid lost steam after his claims that he had time travelled in his 1979 Ford Pinto, and the Dark Marauder who, running under the Audobon Society Party line, faded quickly amid rumors that it was in fact he that left a mess behind on the Popeye statue in Toon Lagoon.
In the end, it appears that renowned United Kingdom Universal expert and 123rd in line for the British Throne Selina captured over 50% of the popular vote amid a scurry of last minute controvery ranging from distribution of pornography to claims that she emailed a picture of picture of herself mooning what appeared to be a picture of Mickey Mouse to Disney CEO Eisner after what she stated to be, "a bit of sherry". When contacted for comment regarding her apparent victory, Selina merely stated, "that one in the orange is really hot".

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

LOL too funny Prince Eric!!!

All I have to say is, "I demand a recount!!!!!!"

 

[SpideyHulk24]

ROFL!!!!! We have quite the creative group here!

 

[Selina]

.....Prince Eric....nice one!!!! and all I can say is "if Arnie can do it...!!!!!!! Now let me think...what do we need here?! Ah yes...to start with a brand new "Community Board" just for Universal Addicts...., Ummmm....oh yes...a "Happy Hour" every Sunday afternoon 4pm-11pm your time...

 

[Selina]

JUST IN

Early evening news bulletin, Thursday 9th October 2003............


MAN ENDS UP IN FLORIDA GENERAL AFTER "INFESTATION" GOES WRONG

A local man has complained to Universal's Chief Executive after what appears to be an infestation gone wrong. The man agreed to be tied to a chair blindfolded in nothing but a pair of boxer shorts, whilst a bucket of varied insects were slowly poured over him. The prize was a dinner date with Jennifer Garner! Unfortunately, the man was so badly bitten in the challenge that he was unable to go with Ms Garner for dinner. Instead he spent a week in Florida General recovering from an allergic reaction to some of the insects. During the challenge the man became increasingly distressed as the insects bit his private parts. A spokesperson for Universal stated the following: "It is with regret we learn of this man's allergic reaction to the insects used in our infestation. The infestation is a challenge event and any persons are vetted beforehand for suitability. As with all challenges of this nature, you do them at your own risk." However, the man who once said: "No way!!!! That is gross!!!! !'d love to see it, but would definitely NOT take part in it!!!!" learned earlier today that Ms Garner has said because of his courage and bravery, she will postpone their dinner date for when he is feeling better. Our reporter on learning the new developments, tried to contact the man, but a hospital spokesperson said he was unavailable for comment having already checked out!!!

 

[Prince Eric1]

it would still be worth it. Hey SpideyHulk, if you cant take care of business, I'd be willing....

 

[Selina]

I suppose it all boils down to how you feel about insects and how you feel about them crawling on you. If it is not a problem for you, then that's fine. Obviously, this story is fake... .but if you read the other thread "infestation" that is really true! It was a 24hour "Live" programme and it was in the newspapers everyday. The insects were the real things - trying to think of the footballer's name...someone will I guess?

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

Flyfly_Eclipse Breaks Partnership with SpideyHulk!
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In the latest Breaking News, we have received information that Flyfly_Eclipse, a member of the DISBoards, has broken her partnership with SpideyHulk24. Apparently, SpideyHulk and Flyfly had teamed up to overthrow Barry Hom, a moderator. The duo would accomplish this by outposting the moderator.

Though, recently, SpideyHulk has been less contributing, and Flyfly has taken notice! She said, "SpideyHulk has been disloyal to me! We were in this together!"

SpideyHulk made a speech pertaining to his constant absence from the boards. "...I have been so busy with work and working late, that I can't really stay on as long as I would like," Spidey announced.

A fellow adherent of Flyfly and Spidey admits she noticed the drastic drop in the number of posts from the man who replied to everything. She ended up giving SpideyHulk some constructive critiscm, "Think outside the box, Spidey!" Though, it is already too late.

Prince Eric, a fellow DISer, completely bashed SpideyHulk for his behavior.

"I am really ashamed of you Spidey, I mean taking time away from the boards for work? That is so unlike you," Prince Eric scolds.

Now, Flyfly has broken her partnership with SpideyHulk, who she now claims to be incompetent for the task at hand.

When asked to comment, Flyfly said, "That SpideyHulk!! Just like Prince Eric said, he needs to set his priorities straight! However, he will now have to fend for himself once he gets his act together!"

What is the fate of Barry? Is he now saved from the doomed forced resignation of his position? Or will SpideyHulk and Flyfly, partners or not, hit twice as hard?
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LOL I have been waiting soooo long for another story to write...I couldn't think of anything and decided to twist around the recent "ghosttown-like inactivity" of the DISboards to this.

 

[Selina]

..........Oh No!!! "There be mutiny aboard a disboard!!!"....

SpideyHulk is about to "walk the plank" and Flyfly (and PrinceEric1) are there waiting to push.........!! Barry stands firm with his two team mates (Clyde & Seamore) at the helm.....

 

[SpideyHulk24]

LOL!!!! Love it!!!! This has inspired me to make up for time!!!! I'm really trying to multi task!!!!

Miss being here as often as before. I swear. Sorry I let you down Fly Fly!!!!! Now about our partnership......

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

hehehe