USDIS Breaking News Thread (FAKE stories)

[Prince Eric1]

No insanity pleas will be exepted. The guilty will be punished and Barry will get justice.

 

[SpideyHulk24]

Barry will get justice.....

You mean he will win a date with Jennifer Garner?????

 

[Prince Eric1]

No, that would be me with the date with Garner. Barry can drive our limo and stare at her through the rear view mirror when I don't have the window up.

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

LOL

 

[Prince Eric1]

In late breaking news Disboard Moderator Barry Hom was located late Tuesday night after hours of speculation of his untimely demise. After an intensive manhunt revealed no clues of his whereabouts, intensive questioning of suspects, and a complete search of Jennifer Garners closet, Hom replied to a thread entitled, Where is Barry, stating he was indeed alive. When asked about his unexplained absence, Hom replied, "Geez, can't a guy use the bathroom?".

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

LOL Prince Eric! I love the ending quote!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!!

 

[SpideyHulk24]

Prince-

ROFL!!!!! That was hilarious.

Now you can be in the limo with Jennifer......I'll be at the restaurant waiting for our dinner for two.... and that would be me and Jennifer not me and you!

 

[Selina]

Prince Eric.......That was so funny.....and I loved the bit at the end!

 

[Darwineffect]

Prince Eric1 Said:
"an English woman with ties to pornography"

I notice that you didn't deny this link Selina

Very fun story Prince Eric1

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

Originally posted by Darwineffect
I notice that you didn't deny this link Selina

did you read the Universal Studios Chat: Volume 5?

 

[Darwineffect]

Hello FlyFly,

did you read the Universal Studios Chat: Volume 5?

no, but I will now, what did I miss?

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

Darwineffect: well, that's where the idea of "Selina having porno connections" comes from. The Universal Studios Chat: Volume 5 is a random thoughts thread...just talk about anything and everything...so join us over there. We talk about Universal a lot, but other things as well.

 

[Darwineffect]

O.k. FlyFly,

yeah I lurked through that thread a little, and just read through the whole thing to see what you were talking about. I will try to contribute more instead of just reading.

Selina, a nursery school teacher trying to contribute to the delinquency of minors, (j/k flyfly) for shame bad Selina

 

[Selina]

Oh!!!....now what am I going to do?!!! A girl very innocently searching for pin-ups of her fave film actors and stumbles across a very handsome Orlando Bloom, but.......suddenly.....there are links to a "naked" Orlando Bloom and she doesn't know what to do. Should she have a peek??!!!! and........all of a sudden the poor innocent girl is accused of having links with pornography!!!

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

lol Selina, guess so!

 

[Selina]

This isn't as funny as the rest, but...............


ORLANDO EVENING NEWS 4TH OCTOBER 2003

DOGS GO WILD AT THE ROYAL PACIFIC RESORT - CHINESE MAN COMES TO THE RESCUE

Three people were seriously hurt and dozens bitten when four dogs went berserk at the luxourious Universal on-site resort. Police are currently investigating why four dogs were allowed to roam unsupervised in the pool area of the complex. Initial reports indicate that the dogs had simultaneously managed to flee their rooms when the maids left the doors open unaware of the dogs inside. One of the dogs was particularly aggressive to a seagull perched under a parasol by the pool and it is now being cared for by an english girl. The four dogs bit dozens of children and adults but to date no-one knows why the dogs suddenly went berserk. Some witnesses said it was because of a neon yellow seat cushion. They said that the dogs found the cushion next to a young girl and began to "play" with it. Witnesses nearby said that the girl tried to retrieve her cushion from the dogs and violently lashed out at them, shouting and screaming.. The dogs' behaviour changed rapidly from one of playful doggyness to aggressive menace and formed a pack against everyone in the vicinity. A Chinese man came to the rescue and used his knowledge of kung foo to fight the dogs sending them one by one flying into the pool. By this time, police officers had arrived at the scene with a large net, which they threw over the dogs firing tranquilisers into each dog. One of the injured said he was just returning after a wonderful morning riding the"hulk" with his wife with whom he was celebrating his anniversary, when they were suddenly approached by one of the snarling dogs and it jumped and bit him on the nose. Another guy in a cowboy hat was paying a surprise visit to the owner of the neon yellow seat cushion when two dogs jumped him from behind and savagely tore his clothes to shreds. He is currently being treated for wounds to the buttocks and upper torso. Further investigations are currently underway and police are trying to locate the owners of the dogs said to be an alsation, boxer, labrador and a yorkshire terrier.

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

LMAO!!!! Just visualizing this....OMG!!! Too funny!!! I'm serious!!!

First Barry causing a couple dogs flying through the air, then poor guy in cowboy hat getting clothes torn to sheds (though...that's not so unfortunate....HAHA!!!!!).

Ewww...what were the dogs doing to my seat cushion??!!? Now everytime I look at it, I'm going to think it is "tainted" somehow.......

 

[Selina]

My next one was "married man in sex romp......." dare I tell the story?!!!!!

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

LOL Sure, why not.

I need to write another one too....hmmmmm

 

[DocBosch]

let me write that one Selina! If your idea is what I think it is, I'm almost done with something very similar. I'll probably post it tonight.

-Kevin