So I was looking up the tag fairy things and found this! Makes me feel better. It makes me feel better to know I am not the only one people don't fell particularily quote worthy. I also just had to share a laugh. Everyone keeps talking about feeding the fairy! I do the Renaissance festivals and took to yelling at the cheesecake on a stick guy that sat outside our booth talking about fairies liking cheesecake. I found myself going "you don't know anything, you don't feed fairies! They BITE!" by the end of faire it became a daily thing. That being said, candied bacon is awesome! My brother's girlfriend makes it. I walked into bippity boppity boutique the other day asking for the fairy godmother in training so I could get the recipe. I think they thought I was insane.