OMG. The funniest thing just happened. It was probably a "you had to be there" moment...but I'll share.
Jon and I are watching America's Got Talent.
They have this Brittany Spears impersonator, who is not of the female persuasion. But, he is beautiful. I mean gorgeous. But, clearly a dude.
Jon loves him some Brittany Spears...but pre-cracked out Brittany.
so, Mr. Brittany comes on and Jon stops, looks at HIM, and says:
"Oh my goodness. She sounds exactly like her. And she's hot!"
First, I smacked him on the hand and reminded him that we don't speak about "women" like that!
Then, I just had to do it. I had to tell him that SHE was a HE. To make him feel good and stuff.
So, I say:
First, that Brittany is lip-singing. Heh heh.
Second, that is not a girl. It's a boy.
Jon gets quiet at first, with eyes huge.
Then, he laughs hysterically.
Then, that stops instantly. And the eyes to huge again.
Then, he quick leaves the room.
I'm laughing so hard!!!!
As if I wasn't already laughing hard enough, I hear my dogs fighting. I look down, and my 3 pound chihuahua is fighting my 12 pound schnoodle over a dryer sheet. And the chihuahua won!