Where do I begin
Miserable kids. I want to be, "Hey, kid, you are at Disney, stop your dang crying and whining and go and hug Mickey."
Miserable parents--don't be b*tchy to me because you choose to go to Orlando in August and it is crowded and your kids are being annoying....
Annoying mothers who talk like this: "Sweetie, darling, my little angel, do you see Mickey, do you see Mickey, do you, do you, do you, do you?????" Is your kid blind??! Mickey is right in front of them.
Dads who always use the word "buddy" with their kids. "So buddy, do you want an ice cream?" "Hey, there buddy." "How is my little buddy doing?" "Are you my buddy? Are you?"
Crappy Disney food. Standing in long lines for crappy Disney food. Paying too much money for crappy Disney food.
People from places like Idaho that are scared of riding the bus--especially the ones that have to stand--they look petrified......"What?? I have to stand?? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yes, the Disney bus that goes 13 miles per hour is going to flip over.......
Matching families. I always feel SOOOO sorry for the fathers. You know the men don't want to be matching what their wife and 2 year old daughter is wearing......."Oh, great, the same shirt as my wife.........kill me now".