Sorry to hear you were disappointed. My view is if I am going to pay for the package, it has to be someone I really want to see and know will be good. I saw Whoppi Goldberg 2 weeks ago, I enjoyed it. I had dinner at Via Napoli and got in line about an hour before.
On the last night of my trip (Dec 10), I was walking around Epcot and walked by the theater around 8:00. The standby line was pretty short, so I decided to jump in line, got a decent seat for standby. The narrator was Ana Gasteyer. To be honest, I had no idea who she was, I was googling while waiting for the show to start. She was good, I enjoy the music in the show and most narrators are good. I wouldn't have bought the package for someone I didn't know.