DISmoms Round TWO! Don't Axe, Don't Tell!! 4/30-5/4/10 updates 9/17

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  1. podsnel

    podsnel <font color=blue>just skippin' around, amusing mys

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    Just be clear (and I'll type slowly so you don't miss it)....

    THIS is the woman at the bottom of the stairs who said that I was the smartest DISmom-

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    She is the woman I met because several DISmoms of varying degrees of overindulgence, largely due to chocolate milk and free-flowing airplane wine, INSISTED I speak with her to check in.

    THIS-

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    Is the woman inside the restaurant who I was headed to meet in the first place. She said nothing about me being the smartest. She did bow to me a whole bunch, though, probably recognizing my superior DISmom status. :snooty: Also notice that I was still finishing my Rita in this pic, the tequila fumes may have added to the confusion. And by the way....her socks are part of the traditional costume. DUH!!! Do I have to teach you girls EVERYTHING, Alan??? :rotfl:

    So no...not busted AT ALL!

    I'll be back later for more fun....:dance3:

     
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  3. WannaBeADisMom

    WannaBeADisMom WDW...it's my "happy place"....

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    What I want to know is this....What kind of socks is "Kaori" (aka the woman who said you were smart, er brilliant, whatever) wearing? Does SHE have toed socks on? Just wonderin'.....:rolleyes1
     
  4. karajeboo

    karajeboo DISmom by land and by sea!

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    I'm not so sure you'd still have the smell thing going for you if you stayed in OUR room!!!! :rolleyes1

    I get in so much trouble for taking food porn pics. Ally always says, "wait, Mommy has to take pics for her dis buds" as though that's a bad thing? Darn kids!

    She probably could have fit you in this time - next time, she'll have so much mole skin packed that she might have a tough time fitting in enough underwear! Jus sayin......

    What the limerick did NOT say, is that if the "condition" happens again, and he can't seem to, er, um, put it away himself, the vet suggested that I try to assist him. There is just nothing to rhyme with ANY of that!!! EWWWWW! You want to talk about a ITSK pic!!!!

    Wait! That first pic, woman at the bottom of the stairs? She wasn't even a CM!!! She was a Japanese tourist!!!! No wonder she thought you were the smartest DISmom, didn't she ask you where the restrooms were????

    Poor sweet Ellen, I'm glad you're so pretty! ;)

    Again, Japanese tourist..... that's my story and I"m sticking to it!

    I loved the Tonga Toast when I tried it the first time. Then Ellen convinced me to get the Macadamia pancakes. And I wanna be like Ellen when I grow up, so of course I did it. And I loved them!!! But the Samoan really surprised me! It was one of those good comfort foods, stick to the ribs kinda breakfasts. I think I might order that next time!

    She was an official DISmom the minute I met her!!!! :thumbsup2

    So what color pill should I find him to make it go away!!!!!!

    And here I thought Ellen intentionally posed Joan that way for the pic, but no, it was just my overimagination at work. Oh so my therapist says. Did not. Did too!

    That may be the last time you see my hair that short, but thank you!!! Getting it cut every three weeks to keep it looking "hip" just isn't cutting it, so I think I'm heading down the chin length bob road now.......

    Jumanji! :rotfl2: Great movie!

    Don't think I didn't notice the PLURAL margaritas, and I don't think that was by accident!

    Same problem here living so close. We usually only do one or maybe 2 nights lately. But the GOOD thing about doing short trips, we've stayed at resorts that we couldn't afford to stay at for a whole week!!!!:thumbsup2

    JOAN! Imagine me sitting on a barstool (cause you really did see that a couple times) in a bar in Boston - okay so maybe it's Cammie you see..... and I'm the mailman sitting on the bar when you walk in. The bartender is a sort of nerdy guy, but the owner is there too and he's a retired baseball player. Hey, this would make a great TV show!!!!

    And great use of all the smilies!!! But i need to delete some now so this post will go through.....

    See, after responding to all the Bucky comments, I read "Im in the mood for" and I started singing the ending..... ".....love" - I need help......
     
  5. alan_renfroe

    alan_renfroe DIS Veteran

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    I am howling laughing!! :rotfl2: Can't even imagine how much fun you all were having together. Thanks for the lesson, Ellen, and yes we all bow to your superior DISness. :worship:
     
  6. podsnel

    podsnel <font color=blue>just skippin' around, amusing mys

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    When i went with my kids (in November) I made Tyler get the Tonga Toast, just so I could try it. :rolleyes: I guess I have a habit of doing that- :rotfl: Anyway, it is REALLY REALLY REALLY sweet!!

    Well, girlfriend, you know I toasted you every time I drank one!! Best Rita in the Ditch!!:cheer2:

    LOVE Jumanji!! :rotfl: When are you going?

    A mimosa is always Loni's breakfast drink of choice....which sounds like she's a big drinker, but really, she's not! She just loves her some fine champagne for brekkie!! :woohoo:

    Yes, Kara....what about Bucky and little blue pills????? Just know this, if Kara ever starts telling us the tale of the "morning after with Bucky"....I am OUTTA THERE!! :rotfl2:
     
  7. karajeboo

    karajeboo DISmom by land and by sea!

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    There once was a dog named Bucky
    He thought he was gonna get lucky
    Til one day it got stuck
    The vet said "Kara you're out of luck
    Cause to make it go down ain't real ducky"

    Seriously, IT GOT STUCK and he couldn't walk!!! My poor baby!!!! So the vet (after laughing at me and saying he usually gets these kinds of calls on Saturday nights after a lot of drinking) told me if it ever happens again I might have to .... well, let's just say that he told me I might have to..... well, assist him in putting it away.

    Needless to say, after several drinks around the world, the story was much funnier. And I can assure you that I will NOT be helping in any way! I will be taking him to the vet for professional assistance!!!
     
  8. englishrose47

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    OMG I am finally caught up!!! Kara and Ellen you rock !!! I believe Ellen was told she was the smartest Dis MOM ..But Kara is still the "Sexie one" as in ITSK!!:rotfl2:

    Loved all the food porn pix and of course you ladies drinking your chocolate milk !!!:lmao: Keep the laughs coming ladies !!!!
     
  9. podsnel

    podsnel <font color=blue>just skippin' around, amusing mys

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    Just stopping in quick to post a link- http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2469649. It's to a thread on the DVC Mousecellaneous board, written by the family who just made a DVC television show that will air in August. It's really cool to read about their experience!! :thumbsup2

     
  10. MEK

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    :rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

    All I can say is.....POOR BUCKY! :scared:
     
  11. areck

    areck Earning My Ears

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    OOOOH, yucky Bucky. Down boy!! :lmao:
     
  12. Mysteria

    Mysteria I guess the tag fairies wings were clipped.

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    You guys are crackin' me up!! :lmao:
     
  13. englishrose47

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    Keep it coming Ladies !!!!!:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:
     
  14. 2xcited2sleep

    2xcited2sleep DIS Veteran

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    Hurrah! The DIS Moms ride again!! How terrific you got to go on another adventure. I am enjoying reading all about it. :)

    I had no idea you could order take out cheese soup and pretzel bread at Le Cellier! And I call myself a DISer! :scared1: Is there a number to call or you just order at the podium?

    Loving all that chocolate milk you were drinking. But I have to agree that the jalapeno margarita has won me over. Ahhh.. the Ditch... would love to be there now!!!

    Thanks for the review of the Mandara spa...definitely on my list for next time!

    Can't wait for more! popcorn::
     
  15. dvc4life

    dvc4life Disney is my Happy Place

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    Hey DisMoms - haven't been on for a while and just got caught up on your report tonight. Love, Love, Love it! You are all so fun. :cool1:

    Poor Bucky! (Or better yet, Poor Kara!) :lmao:

    Looks like you are all having a blast and can't wait for more. :thumbsup2
     
  16. MAGICFOR2

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    Drea, somehow I think your drink would be a "Squirrely Temple!" :rotfl:
     
  17. MAGICFOR2

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    you moms are so funny! :lmao::lmao::lmao: I'm almost speechless.

    Ellen, I think those poor little Japanese ladies were a little intimidated by your expert DISmomness. :thumbsup2 That's why they sent you up and down the stairs - or maybe they wanted Kara to walk off her rounds of chocolate milk! :goodvibes Cpngrats on your 25th coming up. Are you going to Hawaii? We ditched our Hawaii cruise for our 30th, cuz I earned the Jamaica cruise with Arbonne this year, same month.

    Kara, I think your vet is just strange. :rotfl2: poor Bucky.

    Joan, it's fun to see your thoughts here. You are definately and official DISmom!

    I love the pressed coffee at Kona! I do love sweets for breakfast, but the Tonga toast was too much for me. I think I will have to try the Macadamia pancakes next time!
    The pics of the Poly are great, looks heavenly!

    I hate the way the A/C turns off at night - so nice to have your guests wake up all sweaty and having trouble going back to sleep at night - I don't know how they think that could be okay:confused3 We tried tying a balloon to a chair last time, but it was only semi-successful. I forgot to bring the override instructions with me. Looking forward to your next adventure!





     
  18. anewmac

    anewmac Ive got nothing planned whats an OCVP to do?

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    WHAT??? some people have Wheaties... others Kahlua... its MY breakfast of champions LOL

    me...? squirrely... never .. pish tash LOL:rotfl: ohh but now i do have a craving for vodka infused cherries... or vise versa depending on the day LOL
     
  19. WannaBeADisMom

    WannaBeADisMom WDW...it's my "happy place"....

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    Thanks everyone for your welcomes and declarations of official "DISMomdom"....I'm honored...seriously! :)

    Now where are we on this TR anyway? Ellen? Kara? Cammie? Anyone? :confused3 I'm a bit bleary-eyed after surviving my daughter's birthday party yesterday with eighteen 13 year old boys and girls and nine of those girls sleeping over. :eek: My goodness, don't kids ever sleep these days?!?!?! Sounding a bit like MY parents even to my ears.....I was about to comment on their music! :rotfl2:
     
  20. GraceysGirl

    GraceysGirl Happy Haunt

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    You guys are so hilarious! I'm not a mom but I want to go on a DisMom trip!
     
  21. alan_renfroe

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    Kara, you just THINK Bucky loved you before!! To quote cousin Eddie from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation: "He's got a little bit of Mississippi Mudhound in him, so you don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. But a word of advice: if he does let into you, it's best to just let him finish." :rotfl2:

    - Cousin Eddie, circa 1989
     

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