ClearScreen
An E-Ticket attraction in my own mind.
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Indy, this is great, but what time does the 3:00 parade start?
Psst, dude! You're going the wrong way!
Girl in red pants, "What do you mean, 'I can't show my belly button'? It sure seem like it's making these boys jump for joy!"
Two guys in the back:
Guy in the Blue robe/shirt: jeez how did you get roped into this?
Guy in the brown robe: my wife pointed me out.
Guy in blue : Tough Break.. My wife would never do that..
Guy in the brown: so how did you end up here?
Guy in the blue: I had kids.....
I don't usually comment on my own photo, but what the heck.
Think of Christmas, think of snow
Think of sleigh bells Here we go!
Like a reindeer in the sky
You can fly! You can fly!
The audience erupts at the hollow sound of two heads smacking together
The Village People are upset that proof has surfaced that they did not create the YMCA song
After a not so well accepted number on the Oscars, Seth Mcfarlane and the L.A. Gay Men Chorus start production on Raiders of the Lost Ark the Musical, where Seth has accepted the role of Indiana Jones.
Mr. Mcfarlane commented, "How can I not take the role, have you seen how well that hat accessorises those boots."
Harrison Ford could not be reached for comments.
The West Washington Wild Wolverines Cheer Squad realizes, to their chagrin, that their "Flying W" routine is far less effective with Jeremy at home in bed with the flu.
Where's Tigger to bounce with them?
I told you that floor was red hot!!
That guy just thinks it's so funny to turn on the anti gravity mat in the middle of our show. Just wait until he gets beat up by Marion.
Indy, this is great, but what time does the 3:00 parade start?
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing