40/50 -
The Road by Cormac McCarthy
I powered through this book in a day and a half. Not because it was so good, mind you, because it was oh so bad.
Where to begin?
There was very little punctuation used - no quotation marks, hardly any apostrophes, and no commas. "But, how can you tell what is dialogue and what is narrative without quotation marks", you might be asking. Simple answer - it's very difficult.
There were two main male characters, neither had names, simply referred to as "the boy" and "the man" (minus the quotation marks, of course). Sometimes I'd get confused about which "he" the story was referring to because it didn't explain.
Occasionally there would be two people talking in the same paragraph ... only there was no break, no "he said" or "she said" to make it easier to figure out who was talking.
I'll sum up the story for you.
A boy and a man are together in a post-apocalyptic world. They walk. They build a fire. They eat. They sleep. They run out of food. It rains, they're cold and they shiver. They're hungry. Just in the nick of time, they find food, and they eat again. They run into cannibalistic rogues and somehow they survive.
Wash, rinse, and repeat ... until the end, which somehow is uplifting in a weird sort of way, but it's kind of what you were expecting and hoping for.
I kept asking myself, "Really? This is the story? THIS won a Pulitzer Prize?"
2,000+ reviews on Amazon, tons of them praising the book and how life-changing it was. They wept, etc.
Maybe I'm just too dumb to get all the symbolism.
1/5 stars