DDC XXIV - What Bacon Shortage? We're Full Of It!

[IamTrike]

I fully agree, I've already used my gi joe reference before so ill spare y'all that

and I didn't even get to say "red and blue lasers are the other half of the battle"

 

[declansdad]

Evening Guys.

 

[moose615]

Bummer here's to hoping you find someone else or her current relationship terminates in a spectacular ball of fail that leaves her eager for a nice disdad.

Wow spectacular ball of fail, that would of summed up my last long relationship

 

[AirGoofy]

Evening Guys.

Another Christmas Vacation reference.

Once I've obtained all of Delaware's transportation secrets, my mission will be complete.

There can't be that many secrets, Mark is there.

You also need to investigate and track the Canadian penguin movement. We heard they have already infiltrated Maine!

You can report back to Norm on your findings. I'm not sure what animals he has in Kentucky, but I hear he is mobilizing a resistance force.

We always have a resistance. With all the moonshine stills, lack of dental care, and no shoes, we aren't sure if they are human, animal, or Sasquatch. Either way, I'll tell them the penguins are there to take away UK basketball and it's all over for the penguins.

Well guys, it's a no go with the daycare lady. She said she has a boyfriend, with how hot she is I'm not surprised. Always fish in the sea

Good try. Better luck next time. My dating secret - someone will eventually say yes.

 

[moose615]

Good try. Better luck next time. My dating secret - someone will eventually say yes.

It's funny you mentioned that, I figure I should play the numbers game, there's only so many times ill get slapped before one will say yes haha

Also on another not, closing company received my papers today so just waiting on the sellers papers and then we can close, hopefully it won't take long , I've read some post of sellers taking weeks to send in their docs

 

[AirGoofy]

Presque Isle is where their cousin lives. He works for the government. He actually wanted to go there.

We were going to try and throw him bachelor/stag party the night we get there but apparently there is a shortage of 'entertainers' in that neck of the woods. Something about the poles being too cold.

That's not right. Those entertainers need to be taken care of. I'll volunteer my hands on services.

Took the family to see Christmas Town at Busch Gardens, Williamsburg, on Saturday. Wow that place was packed! Good weather brough out all the folks I think. Only got down to about 57 degrees at night. Have to say, they really did a great job this year. I remember turning to DW while we were up on the sky carts and saying "this is on par with the way Disney does things". Really well done. They even had Disney pricing... a cup of Starbucks coffee with a dash of Kahlua... $6.99 Want a Bud Light? $6.99 The kicker is the fact that one can see the brewery right through the woods! Crazy.

Sounds fun. Disney pricing!

50 pages and about a week since I've been here. Hope all is well. We've been pre-occupied with last minute preparations for our Ukranian visitor and trying to learn Russian (Rosetta Stone is amazing). We pick her up at Dulles Sunday night!

Hope everything goes well. Continued prayers.

 

[GoHerd1028]

It is a busy night here at the Wiley Estate!!! I got home from wokr then headed out to basketball practice with Lauren....Home for a bit and then headed to basketball practice with Ethan!! I will collapse into bed shortly after Im sure. Lauren is all excited for her birthday tomorrow....she asked how much bigger she will be tomorrow I will get to change my sig tomorrow and have it reflect her 6 years!! She has a basketball game tomorrow and then a family party after....Whew!! Life needs to slow down a bit...have I missed anything here over the weekend??

 

[AirGoofy]

It's funny you mentioned that, I figure I should play the numbers game, there's only so many times ill get slapped before one will say yes haha

Um, if they are slapping you for asking them out, I think you are doing something wrong.

No activity around here today?

How am I supposed to goof off at work if no one else is around?

You could have run up the post count.

I started around the same time as Brian. You guys have more posts in each thread than I have in total....
!

Yeah, Brian sure does post a lot.

 

[twokids0204]

 

[moose615]

Um, if they are slapping you for asking them out, I think you are doing something wrong.

Asking them out?

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

We always have a resistance. With all the moonshine stills, lack of dental care, and no shoes, we aren't sure if they are human, animal, or Sasquatch. Either way, I'll tell them the penguins are there to take away UK basketball and it's all over for the penguins.

Kentucky Fried Penguin.

 

[AirGoofy]

It is a busy night here at the Wiley Estate!!! I got home from wokr then headed out to basketball practice with Lauren....Home for a bit and then headed to basketball practice with Ethan!! I will collapse into bed shortly after Im sure. Lauren is all excited for her birthday tomorrow....she asked how much bigger she will be tomorrow I will get to change my sig tomorrow and have it reflect her 6 years!! She has a basketball game tomorrow and then a family party after....Whew!! Life needs to slow down a bit...have I missed anything here over the weekend??

It's because we signed them up for too much. Happy Birthday to Lauren.

I'm taking today off. I need a day to re adjust to life. TR will be coming, but first I'm working on a detailed review of the new test track for Aaron to post at the other place.

Always a good idea to take more time off work.

I don't think we have seen the sun here in over a week! No big storms, just cloudy with a chance of rain every day. Raining today. It's getting depressing at this point, especially with my nemesis CJ spending his days diving and at the tiki bar. If I wanted to live in Seattle, I would move there. Looks like it's time to start looking at sunny locations for a vacation.

Drive slow and stay safe.


Just another reason to always think WWND?

It started to snow here a bit, but no accumulation. Now you know why I'm moving to CJ's front yard.

The polar bear has better traction and overall speed.

Good to know. Our black bears are real slow. You should be able to have a conversation with them.

 

[declansdad]

Kentucky Fried Penguin.

That would be Original Recipe.

 

[theduck619]

Well guys, it's a no go with the daycare lady. She said she has a boyfriend, with how hot she is I'm not surprised. Always fish in the sea

At least you tried. All you need is 20 seconds of insane courage

Happy birthday Lauren

 

[AirGoofy]

Kentucky Fried Penguin.

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Did the Canadian polar bear get the iPad mini? Must have saved a lot of them penguin coins.

 

[declansdad]

That's not right. Those entertainers need to be taken care of. I'll volunteer my hands on services.

Are you sure you want to do that? I think Brian posted a picture of one of them the other night at the other place.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Are you sure you want to do that? I think Brian posted a picture of one of them the other night at the other place.

 

[declansdad]

 

[Disney Commando]

LOL, you have to be careful or something like this may happen.

I can arrange this any given day of the year

Congratulations Casey!

I got the timescope out and found your kids in a couple of years:

is this Open Gundum style

 

[RodBelding]

Well guys, it's a no go with the daycare lady. She said she has a boyfriend, with how hot she is I'm not surprised. Always fish in the sea

Carry on young man, carry on.

Kentucky Fried Penguin.

Yummy...