I have fond memories of that ride as a kid. I guess to each his own.
The dodgem cars in A Bug's Land - I can't remember the name, but the one under the big top-like tent. We waitied almost 30 minutes in September, it was extremely hot and humid even under cover, and it was soooo sllooowww to load - the CM's would miscount how many people could go on, have to get some people back out, then realise they had spare cars, but they'd leave them empty only to put people in them the next cycle. It was painful. And then once we actually got on, it's no different to any similar ride at a carnival.
It's not like any other similar ride. Its speed is considerably slower than most bumper car rides I've ridden. The Tuck and Roll gibberish did make things a bit more interesting. My kid loved it though, and my wife probably wouldn't let us ride a real bumper car.
Autopia! I know it's a classic, but we waited so long in the rain last time we were there, and it was a huge let down. A CM had to actually get in the car with my son to finish driving for him. He was 9 at the time, but is autistic. He insisted on driving the car alone. He had traffic backed up forever while I was screaming in the car ahead of him, "push the pedal, go"!! What a nightmare! Maybe when he's older, but with a fastpass!
Midnightred
When we went on Autopia last week, we stood on our waiting numbers where you load in the car for several minutes, even the other track had come, unloaded, and departed already and we were still waiting, although some of the first cars had come back. Finally this girl, probably about 10 or so pulls up very slowly in her car, she must've been having issues with the pedal or the engine (I know my engine stalled 3x).
The girl did not look happy. Finally a CM helped her get her car to her number spot. The second she got out of the car ride she just burst into tears and hugged her Dad who was behind her. I felt so bad for her. I just push the pedal for my daughter while she steers, even for me an adult, on some of those cars I have to push down hard on that pedal to get the car moving. Between that and the car stalling and the fumes, I'd say that it is past time for Autopia to get a major overhaul or be closed.