I didn’t mention that in Animal Kingdom, during the step to get Fastpasses for EE, my parents and I had gotten into a big fight over what to do. They hadn’t seemed to trust me, or the plan. Mainly Grumpy, actually. The same thing had happened last August when we used a touring plan for
Disneyland, but there was still the same reaction now.
So as we looked at the Fastpass return times and the Stand-by entrance to the ride, Grumpy decided to make a comment about my ability to understand crowd flows.
“Let’s go on the ride NOW. It’s only a 25 minute wait.”
“No, Dad. Fastpasses are good in less than an hour and if we rode now, by the time we get to Test Track, there will be an hour long wait and that’ll throw us for the rest of the day.”
“But it’s only a 25 minute wait. Test Track can’t get THAT crowded.”
I blew up at him.
“YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME WHEN I SAY I KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. I DEVOTE MY LIFE TO THESE THINGS, DAD!!!!!!!!”
And without another word, I turned on my heels away from Sleepy and Grumpy and went back through the pavilion without any Fastpasses. I ran back up the stairs, around Circle of Life, and to the entrance to The Land. I plopped myself on one of those handy-dandy benches just inside the door, waiting for my parents to come fetch me like a good-girl would.
It took them a few minutes, but eventually they found me. Sleepy was in near-hysterics.
“What were you thinking—running away in a theme park!!”
“I’m sorry. You just have to understand that I kinda know what I’m talking about here. This is my domain.”
It took a minute of coaxing but finally they agreed to go along with the plan from now one. Unfortunately, I had to agree to not go Park Commando anymore. ::cop:
We headed back down the stairs to grab the Passes for Soarin’ (stand-by was now over an hour, a line we COULD have been stuck in) then quickly went on our way. On the way across the park as we headed to Test Track, I made an announcement.
“We’re at Disney. No more fighting.”
It was agreed upon.
We entered the (30 minute) line for Test Track and got busy snapping pictures. Sleepy’s camera hadn’t wanted to work the day before but now that it was, she was taking advantage of it. It’s easy to tell the difference between hers and mine. Mine are grainy and hers are mostly clear with a tint of blue depending on where we are.
They’re ready to go.
A pretty cool car—what can I say, I like old. Cars, that is.
I have no clue why Sleepy stole my camera or what I was looking so happy about. Probably because this was the ride I was most looking forward to in Future World.
Look at the enthusiasm.
He's ready to go
We got on the ride at last (it was actually only a 10 minute line) and off we went to fulfill our calling as crash-test dummies. The ride was AMAZING. We just knew we had to come back and made plans to grab Fastpasses after the time between tickets ran out from Soarin’.
We sped through the showroom (okay, after a lot of pointing from me at all the shiny cars…but what do you expect from an almost-able-to-drive teenager?) and went out the door heading to Mission: Space when Sleepy announced she had to go to the bathroom. OF COURSE.
Swallowing my Park Commando gene, I patiently waited with Grumpy while Sleepy left us for a moment. The second she got back, I started quickly to MS. Having the delicate stomachs that most people tend to have, we chose the green side of the ride. We chose well too. There was a 5 minutes wait for Green while Orange was something like 100 minutes. Yeah. We’re good.
The pre-ride experiences got me and Grumpy all hyped up while Sleepy, who LOVES anything having to do with space, started feeling slightly sick. I rolled my eyes at her, knowing that the feeling would be a distant memory by the time we got off the ride.
There was no single rider to go on with us, so it was just Sleepy, Grumpy, and I stuck in a small box for more than 2 minutes. This was sure to be interesting… The ride started out wonderfully and we all managed to do our jobs (Sleepy took over two jobs) and just as we were landing on Mars…the screens went blank.
“Did we crash?”
“No. Mars just isn’t ready for human technology.”
An announcement came on just then that they would be evacuating a ride and that all of us should just hold on and wait for CM’s to open the doors.
“Someone on the Orange team must have puked!” Sleepy said, with an odd amount of zeal.
“Protein spill!” I said, giggling.
By the time everything was opened and the screens were no longer pressed against our faces, Sleepy and I were busting a gut laughing over a protein spill stopping our ride three seconds before it was over while the Disney-hater rolled his eyes at us. Poor man doesn’t know what he’s missing.
We passed a CM and did our best to look disappointed.
“It was a technical difficulty, folks. It happens. Disney isn’t perfect.”
Someone forgot to take their happy pills that morning.
And the “technical difficulty” didn’t explain why they were bringing cleaning supplies into one of the boxes on the Orange side. Sleepy and I walked away from the CM, giggling the words “protein spill” all the way out the door.
I turned to my parents, knowing what would be coming up next, and looked at them with big, puppy dog eyes.
“Are you ready?”
“To…?”
“Go back to The Land pavilion?”
"For Soarin'?"
"...No..."
Now here came the reaction from Grumpy that I got accustomed to over the next few days. He roled his eyes and rocked back on his feet, acting-dare I say it-grumpy.
Next Up: You’re Supposed to Take the Picture right side up, not on it’s side. And I’M supposed to be in it.