Your Worst Date Ever Story

[ButchJohnson]

I went on a date with a guy in HS that I really liked.

I was excited about it and we were having a great time. We went to Pizza and were having a great conversation, all was going great.... until the pizza came.

He took a whole pile of napkins off the table and pushed them down on the pizza blotting all of the grease off it. Then he showed the napkins to me and said " See what I saved your arteries from?"

yeah thanks for that.... check!

That's funny, I actually do that to my fajitas when I get them, granted I would never presume to do it for someone else, but this place I go too has great tex-mex but the fajitas are always dripping in grease, I put them on a few napkins to soak up the grease before I eat them. I wouldn't do it for a pizza, but I didn't realize this was such a whacky thing to do.

Of course maybe it is since the waiters always come up to me and say "Is there something wrong" I just say no, but what I'm thinking is, yeah I didn't mean to order a side of fajitas with my order of grease.

 

[binny]

That's funny, I actually do that to my fajitas when I get them, granted I would never presume to do it for someone else, but this place I go too has great tex-mex but the fajitas are always dripping in grease, I put them on a few napkins to soak up the grease before I eat them. I wouldn't do it for a pizza, but I didn't realize this was such a whacky thing to do.

Of course maybe it is since the waiters always come up to me and say "Is there something wrong" I just say no, but what I'm thinking is, yeah I didn't mean to order a side of fajitas with my order of grease.

I totally dont care if someone does it for their food. I do it wth bacon and such but wow to do it for someone else and then to SHOW the grease soaked napkins on a date..... well that was weird.

 

[mickeyboat]

I am someone's worst date story.

Denae

 

[RUDisney]

I totally dont care if someone does it for their food. I do it wth bacon and such but wow to do it for someone else and then to SHOW the grease soaked napkins on a date..... well that was weird.

I completely agree.

 

[RUDisney]

I am someone's worst date story.

Denae

So.... what did you do?

 

[U2_rocks!]

Yeah, Denae, enquiring minds want to know!

 

[ButchJohnson]

I totally dont care if someone does it for their food. I do it wth bacon and such but wow to do it for someone else and then to SHOW the grease soaked napkins on a date..... well that was weird.

Yeah well like I said I wouldn't presume to do it for someone else.

 

[Stacerita]

Added to the list:

9) No asking your date to swing with you and your wife on the first date. (I need to ask ya'll if I should put a footnote on this one? Ft.Nt Wait until at least the 5th date before bringing up swinging? Is 5 good for all ya'll, I'm just ball parking this one.)

Maybe asking prior to the date to make sure I'm on board first would have been wiser I think.

And would you believe that he kept calling me after that to invite me to dinners and BBQs at his place to hang out with him and his wife?

Only good thing is I have a funny date story to tell people.

 

[Amberle3]

I let a friend set me up on a double date once. She was kind of a flake so I should have known better, but she had a really cute friend that she said would be there so....

Well the cute friend wasn't my date, he was there with her. Not as a date, just as friends. She brought along another guy as my date. I don't even remember his name. I'm not entirely sure that she told him it was a date, it started out more like a job interview. We did the whole hi how are you shaking hands type of thing, and then next thing I knew he launched into a spiel about his job and the direction that he wanted it to go in, and how he had excellent letters of recommendation from this person and that. The plan was a movie and coffee/dessert after. I should state here that I hate violent movies - they give me nightmares. So no horror movies for me, and if I'm going to be seeing something that's more in the line of suspense or thriller then I have to make sure that I'm in the right frame of mind for it. We were supposed to be seeing some romantic comedy chick flick but for some reason ended up seeing "In the Line of Fire". Fortunately I was sitting on an aisle because this guy was sitting next to me and kept moving closer and closer to me. By the time the movie was over I was practically sitting on the stairs. I didn't actually watch most of the movie, I spent most of the time staring at the ceiling trying to count the little holes in the ceiling tiles. Wouldn't you know it but after the movie I had the worst headache and just had to be driven right home.

 

[Stepharoonie!]

There was a guy that asked me out right after I started working for a video store in my hometown. I thought he was cute, and was excited that he asked me out in the first place (all of the girls on the job were swooning over him). So, he asks if he could take me out to dinner and a movie...I said sure.

He picks me up and he is just covered in sweat. It honestly looked like he had been running a marathon. I asked if he was feeling okay, and he said he was...so I ignored it and we got into his car.

Now, mind you, it's in the middle of the summer in Florida. It's gotta be about 100 degrees outside. There's no air conditioning in his car. I could over look the fact that he didn't have it (even though I felt disgusting and grody from being hot and sweaty), but the fact that he wore a long sleeve shirt and jeans just boggled my mind.

So...we get to where we're going to eat. Ahhhh. Bob Evans. Yes sir, that's a place that every woman wants to go to on a first date. I mean, they serve fried bologna sandwiches there. Mmm, mmm! We go in, get a table, and he excuses himself to go clean up a bit.

As I'm waiting for him to return, I look over at the counter and am horrified to see a man sitting there with NO NOSE. I'm not kidding. There was just NO NOSE on his face. I felt bad for staring, and felt bad for wondering why in the hell there was a man sitting there with no nose, but I was more scared and freaked out when he started to sneeze and goo just leaked out all over. He didn't care, he left it there. He looked like a normal guy hanging out with no nose, and didn't care that he had a bucket of snot pouring down his face as he ate (and he was aware of it, because his buddy told him, and he just shrugged him off).

Said bologna sandwich (with grape jelly) was ordered by date. I don't remember what I got, but it wasn't much due to the fact that I just wanted to get out of there.

We ended up seeing Phenomenon and he laughed quite a bit at the part where John Travolta was going to die.

After the movie, we went to this little park to sit and talk for awhile. Even though it was a crappy date, I still thought he was pretty darn hot, so when he asked me if he could kiss me, I lit up and grinned and said sure...only for him to say, "Naaaah. I'm just kidding." And he stood up and started walking towards his car.

On the way home, we passed a bus stop and we saw a man sitting there. Not sure if he was waiting for the bus or not, but at 10 p.m. the busses were no longer running. Date yelled out at the top of his lungs, "THE BUS AIN'T COMING!!" and laughed hysterically as he sped away from the confused man.

I will say that when he asked me out again for the next night, I was polite and said not on my life Just tooooo weird for me!


Then there was the date with the guy who took me to his grandparents house for bologna and cheese sandwiches, and he beat his grandparent's dog with a newsapper while they screamed at him to get the hell out of the house...but that's a whole other story. Maybe that's why I don't like bologna, tied to too many creepy guys.

 

[MAKmom]

I was working in Springfield, Pa. My date picked me up at work & takes me to Philadelphia for dinner...which is like a foreign country for me at 26. At dinner he tells me he has Hepatitis....and would I like to try some of his meal? No thanks I'm dying inside & have no idea what to do because we still had a movie to see in Philadelphia.

He Picks this Movie about a Socialite family where the husband tries to kill the wife and she ends up in a comma. During the movie he asks the woman next to us to stop squeaking her chair over & over. He then get up & get a manager because the women is squeaking her chair. After the movie he is driving me home down Delaware Ave( waterfront) & I was sure he was going to kill me. When I get back to my car he tries to KISS me! I then tell him to go away & never call me again.

 

[arminnie]

I am someone's worst date story.

Denae

I am too, but I will tell.

This was decades ago right after my senior year in high school. An acquaintance calls me up and wants me to double with her and her date to go to the high school all-star game.

I'm waiting to be picked up when I see this really fine car drive up - so here comes my "friend" and the most god awful toad I've ever seen. He was about 5 feet tall and about 400 pounds decked out in a mustard yellow suit.

I seriously wanted to bolt out the back door, but my mother would never have let me do something like that. So I'm going to go and make the best of it.

We get to some fast food joint, and the boys go in to get something to eat. Jane leans forward and says "What do you think of him"? I am speechless so she goes on to say "When I first saw him I thought he was fat, but that's all muscle." I could not believe she thought I was that stupid, but again I'm just going to grin and bear it for the evening.

Okay - I'm at this last high school related event with people that I know from all over the state. I was fairly popular and a lot of people knew me. I am sure they were all thinking "What is she doing with him?" - but I'm a big girl so I don't care what they are thinking. I can sit here and be polite one night.

But as the night progresses I figure out what is happening. Jane and her date (who was a hunk) have brought along Mr. Toad because he has the big car and a ton of money. The boys are from out of town and have a motel room.

They are planning on going back to the motel and have bottles of booze - we are going to party! Jane and her date are already crawling all over each other. Yeah - I really want to go get drunk and make out with the toad while Jane and her date go at it. And I was only 17 years old.

So I planned my escape. I knew they would NOT take me home. I was not getting back in that car. So I excuse myself to go to the restroom - sneak out of the place like foreign spies are trailing me, leave the stadium, find a burger joint and call my mother to come rescue me.

I have no idea when they figured out that I was not coming back.

 

[Corryn]

I seriously wanted to bolt out the back door, but my mother would never have let me do something like that. So I'm going to go and make the best of it.

Good One!!!!!

And isn't it horrible how we're raised to be respectful, even though it's obvious that others are not respectful back?
I mean, I would NEVER have set my friend up with a toad! I don't even think I would set up an enemy with a toad!
I guess people don't know about Earl's good friend, Karma!

 

[ozarkmom]

Mine isn't nearly as interesting as the others and actually the person I went out with should be telling this . I was about 18 and this guy had a crush on me for about a year would beg me to go out with him. I thought he was ok for a friend but not attrated at all. Anyway I always had a boyfriend then suddenly I'm single and he's begging and I finally just say yes. We're driving to dinner and I realize that I can't go through with this date. I pretend to have a horrible stomach ache and he takes me home. I give it about an hour hop in my car and go to a party and guess who shows up later! I complelely lost him as a friend.