Your wish is granted-fun thread

[kpgclark]

I am enjoying a similar thread on a cuise bulletin board.

Here's what you do. Express a wish. The next poster corrupts the wish and makes another wish. It keeps going. Here's an example:

I wish the weather was always fantastic on my next Disney trip.

The next poster might say "Your wish is granted but you get a terrible sunburn the first day and have to stay indoors for the rest of the trip."

Here's my wish:
I hope I get a great room upgrade over Thanksgiving.

Now corrupt it and make your wish.

 

[CourtasanSatine]

Your wish is granted but the room turns out to be next to the adult nightclubs and all you hear is loud music all night



I wish to be a performer on American Idol

 

[becka]

Originally posted by CourtasanSatine




I wish to be a performer on American Idol

Your wish is granted but Simon tells you that you are 100x worse than that guy that sang "Like A Virgin" this past year and they replay it over and over and over again. You are the laughing stock of America.

My wish is to win the lottery.

 

[kinlaw6450]

Your wish is granted but you make unwise investments and end up penniless in a year....


I wish for a BIG brand new house...(we are seriously growing out of ours!)

 

[CourtasanSatine]

Your wish is granted but your neighbors have wild parties every night that are as bad as Animal House along with strippers and beer




I wish to be on Angel:the series as Wesley's girlfriend

 

[kpgclark]

Your wish is granted, but you can't afford the taxes and quickly go bankrupt.

I wish I lost 30 pounds.

 

[CourtasanSatine]

Your wish is granted but 3 new buffets move into town and you gain it all back in a week



I wish that I was up for a Oscar

 

[Mishetta]

Your wish is granted...you get the Oscar Meyer Weiner award!

I wish for my kids to listen to me....

 

[CourtasanSatine]

Your wish is granted but your kids tell you they are getting married in 2 hours,in Vegas(only kidding)



I wish to be on a reality tv show

 

[Boo'sMom]

Your wish is granted but they were only listening to you crab about your evil in-laws and they opt to repeat it verbatim at Thanksgiving dinner.



I wish fairies would come and do the housework....

 

[Banshee]

I wish that I was up for a Oscar [/B][/QUOTE] Your wish is granted.....but while walking down the red carpet you trip and fall flat on your face thus Exposing your granny panties to the world I wish to put an addition on our house!!!

 

[Boo'sMom]

OOPs....sorry bout that CS


CS: Your wish is granted, but your the first one voted off...



my initial wish stands....

 

[Robinrs]

You get on the Survivor and are told to eat Bats!

I wish I could go to Universal over Labor Day....

 

[kpgclark]

Steph, your wish is granted but the fairies are the "Queer Guys" from Queer Eye for the Straigt Guy. They clean your house, but also clean out all the clothes from your closets.

I wish my kids would always get straight "A"s

 

[CourtasanSatine]

Your wish is granted but the kids make the second string honor roll by missing a test


I wish to be on Trading Spaces

 

[tkyes]

Your wish is granted but you get stuck with Hildi and she dyes every square inch of your room green.


I wish for a new job.

 

[CourtasanSatine]

Your wish is granted but your the new dresser on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy


I wish to be on Amazing Race

 

[doxdogy]

Originally posted by CourtasanSatine
Your wish is granted but your the new dresser on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy


I wish to be on Amazing Race

Your wish is granted, but it turns out to be a three-legged amazing race.

I wish for a winter with snow.

 

[Tinks]

Your wish is granted but now you've thrown your back out from shoveling all that snow and have to be off your feet for 3 weeks.


I wish I were on vacation in Vegas...

 

[msdznyduck]

your wish is granted, but you step away from the slot machine you have been playing for 3 hours, and the next guy wins a $2 million bucks!

I wish I had a great job that I love making lots of money