Your most embarrasing moment at WDW

[IloveWINNIEthePOOH]

Originally posted by Son of the Morning
Easy. You should have said "Well mine doesn't give a ****."

LOL! that would have been a good one! Too bad I wasn't thinking of anything at that time!!!

 

[jbthi]

This isn't so much embarrasing as it is funny.

We were at Typhoon Lagoon and I was trying to get in a tube at the Lazy River. First you've got to understand that I was 60 years old, very short and Pooh like. (That sounds better than fat).

I kept trying to get in the tube but I am so short I just kept jumping up and pushing the front of the tube down but no luck.
Finally I put the tube over my head and was trying to work it down to see if I could get in that way.

A man came over and said let me help you. "Raise you arms straight up". I didn't know how raising my arms up would help but I did. He proceded to take the tube off over my head and said "there you are".

I thanked him but told him I was trying to get in, not out. His wife was standing beside him laughing so hard she was crying.

 

[becjlek]

I love TOT. A few years ago my DS, age 8, decided he was going to ride it with me. All the way up to the ride I kept telling him he didn't have to do this. Right up until we got on the elevator I kept telling him he did not have to do this and he kept insisting that he wanted to do it. After our ride, as we were exiting our elevator he turned to me and loudly said, "Mom I can't BELIEVE you made me do that!" Everyone turned and stared at me.

 

[disneychick05]

My most emabrassing moment at WDW was probably also one of my earliest memories as a child. I was having my 3rd birthday dinner at HDDR in FW and one of the men in the show came up to my table to wish me happy birthday. He picked me up and my dress got pulled up in the back because of the way he was holding me. The whole audience could see my lace bloomer underwear that my mother made me wear under my dress. Even at three I was embarassed about this! I then proceeded to drop my big huge cake that my parents had bought me as we walked out of the show that night. This was all very tramatic as a 3 year old!

 

[sissybells]

My husband and I were staying at the AKL in Sept. 2003. We were looking around the resort and as we were walking downstairs to Boma from the lobby I don't what I was thinking of or looking at but as I approached the last step or what I thought was the last step which was actually the second to the last step I lost my footing thinking I was touching he ground and I fell forward on my face. I have never ben so humiliated. I just got up real quick hoping no one saw what I had done. LOL

 

[Horizons16]

Well when you pull out a map of Epcot and look around and realize that people are looking at you funny.... and then get wet from standing on the bridge near splash mountain, its kinda embarasing.

 

[elosoloco]

My most embarasing moment occured on our first trip. We had driven to MK and parked our van in the parking area, my wife asked me to write down our parking number and section, but I decided to commit it to memory instead. Needless to say after a full day at the park I could not remember where we had parked. We looked for close to an hour but could not find our van. We had to wait for the white security van to pick us up and help us locate our van. The next day we drove and parked at MGM and I acccidently left the keys in the van. (but I had written where we were parked). Once again we had to flag down the security van. Luckely it was a diffrent group of security guards that came by. Up to this day my DD and DW remind me of this every time we go to Disney.

 

[binkyj826]

I was at Chef Mickeys for our first night dinner with my DH. I had postcards for the characters to sign that I was going to mail off to friends.
Dale came around first and I handed him the postcard. He signs his name so that it was almost at the top/middle portion of the postcard.
Chip comes around and I hand him the same postcard thinking he had plenty of room to sign the bottom. Instead he squeezes his name above Dales.
Not thinking I say *out loud* to Chip "Boy....you like being on top". Everyone around the table is laughing and Chip is waving his finger at me. I kept apologizing and thought I was literally going to fall through the floor to hell!

--Tammie

 

[stinkerbelle]

December 2001 my DH (boyfriend back then) took me to Disney and proposed to me at the MK. (all together now - awwww!!!)

Well, a few days into our trip...we're walking around MK...we decide to go over to Tom Sawyer Island - cause I had never seen it before. We're walking around, going through all the caves and such...finally we're leaning on some railings looking at (feeding? I forget) the ducks).

I look down at my hand to look at (yet again) the beautiful ring he had given me...and I notice this white stuff on my hand...I go to wipe it on the railing...and notice that other people have done the same thing (heheh)...what the??

I look down at my shirt...as i was leaning on the railing where as DH was just standing in front of it..my shirt was COVERED in bird poop. heheh

and yes - he made me walk around for the rest of the afternoon with a wet (cause I tried to wash some off) seagull poop filled shirt....laughing at me the whole time! heheeh

 

[gwcollins71]

bump... I haven't seen this thread in a while. Its too funny to stop.

 

[Danauk]

For me it had to be the first time I rode Tower of Terror. We were enjoying the ride and had just reached the top of the lift for the big drop. The doors opened and there was a guy sitting on the outside of the door behind the sign that lights up at night. The guy waved to us and the lift dropped. So when we were getting off the ride I commented to my husband that it must be a very boring job sitting up there all day waving to people as the door opened. To which a person in front turned around and said "He isn't usually there, he was just changing the lightbulbs!!" In my defence it was the first time I had been on the ride so how was I supposed to know!

 

[disgal1]

I'm a person who talks with their hands.
My sister and I were walking near the castle, I was really going on laughing and talking, hands waving all over the place, when all of a sudden i feel something warm on my little finger, I look behind me , and there is this little boy with the most horrified look on his face!

His dad yells, "oh my gosh, your finger went up his nose!"

Well, I was mortified, and apologized, but we couldn't stop laughing.

I'll never forget the look on that poor kids face!

yes, i did wash my hands quickly.

 

[disneyaggie]

Keep 'em coming, folks. These are hilarious!

 

[marypops!]

well not very funny
but last time we went my mum and sister went to a shop to get my dad and other sister i said i would go with them to my aunt but they were gone before i could see them so i just guessed where they went and walked to ToT but i knew they wouldn't be up there so i walked back to the shop i was 1st in (pooh shop) and my aunt wasn't there so then i got the map i had and checked all the shop they could be at outside
and as i was outside it started raining... very bad
my map broke after a while so i went to get another from planet hollywood shop and as i come out and go to the spot i was
i spotted my dad and he was just in the shop in front of where i was standing the whole time
(i was at the pooh shop and they were in the sweet shop)

 

[crzy4mk]

On a family vacation when I was about 16, my father and I went to use the restroom. I finished before him, and went to wash my hands. I pulled on the soap dispenser and nothing happened. So I pulled again . . . nothing. I decided to pull as hard as I could, and this time I got some soap. About a gallon of that liquid pink stuff all over me and the vanity area! It was then that I realized that soap dispenser was the kind that you push up on, not pull out on! I cleaned up as much as I could, but my white Mickey shirt was now a lovely shade of pink, and my hair was slicked back like Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley!

The story would by embarrassing enough if it ended there . . .

But about 30 minutes later, as we stood in line for Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, I opened my mouth to say something . . . and out popped a bubble! And a pretty big one at that! I had been very mad up to this point, but this totally cracked up my whole family! And to this day, we all still talk about the "soap dispenser" incident at WDW!

 

[reeeoga]

Due to a minor birth defect that my brother and I have, we get nose bleeds easily. Due to this I do not ride roller coasters.

When sister and i were teens we hit HM 3 times in one day. After eating we decide to go again. Its dark and overcast - perfect weather for HM. during the ride where the buggy turns backwards, I get a nose bleed. I pinch my nose but some got out and ran down the front of my BRAND NEW California Rasins T-shirt. The lead singer on the shirt had red teeth .

After exiting the ride I head to the bathroom. I round a corner and an African American Man (about 30) sees me. He turned completely white. I tried to calm him by saying "HM was a bit rough this time."

He then asked if I needed help.

This november I will ride BTMRR and SM. So if you see a balding guy in his 30's with a red hand and shirt, that's me

 

[opal]

We were at AK. We headed straight to the safari ride. True to form, (at least according to dd) I said i need to use the ladies room first. Rest of family rolls eyes and urges me to be quick. So i dash off to a rest room in a nearby restaurant. Upon exiting the stall, there is a gentlemen standing at the urinal (thank god, with his back to me) I gasp, "Oh my, this is the men's room" to which he replied "no kidding, lady". I never told my family.....they would never let me hear the end of it

 

[Lorelai]

We were in the Norway pavilion in Epcot and I was motioning to my kids to come to see the trolls in that shop with all of the carved statues. I was facing them but pointing behind me toward the shop and yelling "C'mon guys, let's look at the trolls!!" As I turned, I was pointing practically at the nose of the poor woman who walked right up behind me as I was calling for my boys. She knew what I meant, as she was right in front of the shop, yet she still took a moment to bust my chops about it! How awful!

 

[mysibee74]

THE POOR THING!!!

My parents made stuff up when I was little--for the longest time I was convinced potatoes grew out of my ears--because once when I was around 3 in the bath, my dad slipped my mom a potato and she pulled it out of my ear.

I also thought I was 1/2 indian, because my dad would always say that he's part Souix...so my sr. year when I went to apply for scholorships and was looking for ones for people with indian heritage, my dad about fell over, and said, "What's your grandmothers name???" I said, "Sue!" and then got it.

We laugh at it all now....

 

[jeminni]

This May we were at MK and I got my first ever Dole Whip ( delicious!). It was a very sunny day and we decided to go through a shop to go into frontier land to go to Splash Mountain. I wear photogrey glasses and when you go in from the sun to a darker place and right back out again it takes your glasses a minute or so to adjust. When we walked out of the shop into frontier land I couldnt see the step off the porch and almost fell on my face into the street. Luckily I managed to catch myself before I went down the whole way and I didnt lose any of my Dole Whip! Of course my DD 17 had to say " Nice one Mom ."