I wrote this on June 3, 2008. Let's see how much of it is still relevant today... 
I added a few comments in bold.
You know you're obsessed with Disney when...
1) The only reason you live is for Disney.
2) The only reason why you go onto the computer is to chat with your "Disney Buddies".
3) You only wear Disney clothes
4) People know you as the "Disney Freak"
5) Your e-mail, password and screename has to do with Disney
6) Your favorite store is The Disney Store
7) You have a Mickey Mouse wallet
8) You have a Disney themed Christmas tree
9) You're in the line at the grocery store and you start looking for a Fast Pass!!
10) You're reading this list
11) The only place you go on vacation is to one of the Disneylands, Disney Worlds, etc.
12) You have a Disney mousepad
13) Your desk at work looks like a Disney Store display shelf!
14) You know that Disneyland is your real home and Disney characters your real friends
15) You get your first real snow day of the year and the first thing you notice when you look out your window is the hidden Mickeys made by footprints in the snow
16) You only use Disney cheques to pay your bills
17) You are planning to retire to a Disney park
18) You belong to more than one message board where the main topic is Disney. Edit: Ta-Da!
19) Your TV is constantly on the Disney Channel.
20) You keep the Disney Store catalog and the bible side by side
21) Every day you wear a little something Disney
22) All the magnets on your refrigerator are Disney magnets
23) You have a Mickey Mouse head board on your bed
24) You have Disney posters all over your room
25) Every time a Disney toy comes out at McDonald's, you get them. You must have the whole collection.
26) You have or have done more then 10 of the things on this list
27) Walt Disney is your idol.
28) The first place you ever got "carded" was at WDW and you were soooo excited about it!
29) You sleep with your favorite plush Disney character
30) Your watch is a Mickey Mouse watch
31) Your doorbell plays "It’s A Small World"
32) You only drink your coffee or tea from a Disney mug
33) All you search for on the web is Disney sites.
34) You apply for a new credit card, just because it's a Disney Credit Card!
35) You have trouble remembering what your favorite NON – Disney movies are because that’s all you watch
36) You have Disney wallpaper on your monitor
37) Your birthday is the same as Walt's
38) You start your own website (or multiple websites!) dedicated to Disney
39) You start a travel agency that ONLY sells Disney travel
40) You have or have done more than 20 of the things on this list
41) You start a podcast dedicated to Disney
42) Your current pet, or the one that you are thinking about getting soon has a Disney name
43) The lanyard that you use for your work ID card is a Walt Disney World lanyard
44) Your oldest son (now almost 16) has been to WDW 7 times and is free to wander WDW on his own, as he knows the parks and wouldn't get lost; your youngest son (now almost 4), has been to WDW 3 times (does in-utero count?) and asks "when are we going to Mickey's house again?"
45) You spend countless hours on eBay looking for Disney deals
46) Your walls are plastered with expensive framed Disney artwork EDIT: Guilty!
47) You have a room in your house dedicated to Disney with shelf after shelf of merchandise on display EDIT: Guilty! (Again!)
48) Your Mickey Mouse beach towel is bigger than any one else's towel on the beach
49) You wear Mickey Mouse underwear (and you're dying to show someone!)
50) You show someone your "Disney Room", you immediately stick in a Disney DVD so it'll be playing when they arrive
51) Your Pin lanyard is too heavy and it's causing you to have backaches every time you wear it
52) People come up to you and ask when Walt was born and you give them his life story
53) You sit or stand in an attraction and mouth the entire speel word-for-word and people look at you like you're a crazed mental patient
54) All you listen to are Disney attraction MP3s on your computer, iPOD or Laptop EDIT: GUILTY!
55) You have gigs and gigs of Disney multimedia on your computer EDIT: Moving on...
56) You know how high in both feet and metres that Cinderella's Castle is
57) You know how many carved animals appear on the Tree of Life
58) You get choked up hearing the Fantasmic! finale music
59) You create your own Disney avatar
60) You have done more than 30 of the things on this list
61) You scan the feature centerfold photo of every Disney Magazine and use them for screen backgrounds (EDIT: Disney Magazine hasn't existed for several years)
62) You know just as much as or more than the Cast Member you're talking to when you call to book your WDW vacation
63) You have Disney sheets/bed linens
64) Your home is decorated with items from Mouse Surplus.
65) You've got at least one Disney related tattoo
66) The only Spanish you know is "Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas" and "Permanecer sentados por favor".
67) You get married and/or honeymoon at a Disney Park.
68) You still refer to the TTA as the WEDway Peoplemover.
69) You spend more time per day reading Disney sites online than you do sleeping.
70) You have Disney family pictures scattered among your own family pictures.
71) You can do the "Mickey Dance" from Fantasmic.
72) People consider you the "end all" for anything Disney. Any question about anything Disney is always relayed to you. EDIT: GUILTY!
73) When people are buying a gift for you, they know that if it's anything Disney, you'll automatically love it.
74) You take napkins from the Disney parks to use at home or…
75) You take napkins from the Disney parks and keep them as souvenirs
76) You recognize music from the Disney parks when you hear it in other places that have nothing to do with Disney.
77) You start drawing plans for your very own custom built Disney house.
78) You keep hoping the population number on the Disneyland Train Station sign will change
79) Your "Disney Room" door has a "Dead Men Tell No Tales - Enter at your own risk" sign on it
80) You keep all the gift shop receipts, airline tickets and baggage claim tickets you ever obtained from trips to the parks in a family photo album
81) 75% of your video collection is Disney DVDs.
82) You dress up as a Disney character for Halloween in your own hand-made costume
83) You throw a surprise Disney birthday party for one of your kids
84) You keep a "Disney Trip" jar and put all your spare change in it in preparation for your next trip EDIT: And you can't pick it up anymore because it's too heavy
85) Your bathroom faucets and fixtures are porcelain Mickey Mouse gloves
86) Family members and friends complain because you "waste" your money on too much Disney merchandise EDIT: OMG so true!
87) You can pinpoint the locations of all the "Hidden Mickeys" at each Disney park.
88) You noted that you have 6 or more letters in your name that are included in the name "Walt Disney" EDIT: GUILTY!
89) You get the urge to hurt someone when they refer to Spaceship Earth as "The Big Golf Ball"
90) You get another urge when someone refers to the Magic Kingdom as Disney World
91) You get another urge when you say you're going to Disneyland and someone asks if it's the one in Florida.
92) You never have to tell anyone what you want for Christmas of your Birthday.
93) The cast members at the Disney Store call you by your first name.
94) You politely ask that there be no eating, drinking, smoking or flash photography when showing off your Disney things
95) You remind people in your car to keep their hands and arms inside the car at all times
96) You refuse to mature enough to appreciate Warner Bros.
97) You know the entire score of the men's room ambient music
98) You upstage the cast member at the Information Desk at City Hall by telling him things he didn't even know about Disney EDIT: GUILTY!
99) You have plush Disney toys on the dashboard or back window of your car, a Mickey antenna ball and Mickey Mouse-shaped bumper stickers EDIT: GUILTY of all 3!
100) You just moved and have more boxes of Disney stuff rather than clothes and don't know what to do with them.
101) When you have a friend's mom call you instead of ordering a Disney vacation package or looking at the park maps!
102) If you have no room available in your computer because they're all filled with Disney music
103) If you have your own vintage Disney record collection.
Brand new, as of today:
104) You have a train set you refer to as the "Carolwood Pacific"
105) You yell at your kids in the car to turn off "Let It Go" because it's such an annoying song, and when they're gone, you turn it back on and crank the volume.
Feel free to add your own! Keep the numbers consistent!
I added a few comments in bold.You know you're obsessed with Disney when...
1) The only reason you live is for Disney.
2) The only reason why you go onto the computer is to chat with your "Disney Buddies".
3) You only wear Disney clothes
4) People know you as the "Disney Freak"
5) Your e-mail, password and screename has to do with Disney
6) Your favorite store is The Disney Store
7) You have a Mickey Mouse wallet
8) You have a Disney themed Christmas tree
9) You're in the line at the grocery store and you start looking for a Fast Pass!!
10) You're reading this list
11) The only place you go on vacation is to one of the Disneylands, Disney Worlds, etc.
12) You have a Disney mousepad
13) Your desk at work looks like a Disney Store display shelf!
14) You know that Disneyland is your real home and Disney characters your real friends
15) You get your first real snow day of the year and the first thing you notice when you look out your window is the hidden Mickeys made by footprints in the snow
16) You only use Disney cheques to pay your bills
17) You are planning to retire to a Disney park
18) You belong to more than one message board where the main topic is Disney. Edit: Ta-Da!
19) Your TV is constantly on the Disney Channel.
20) You keep the Disney Store catalog and the bible side by side
21) Every day you wear a little something Disney
22) All the magnets on your refrigerator are Disney magnets
23) You have a Mickey Mouse head board on your bed
24) You have Disney posters all over your room
25) Every time a Disney toy comes out at McDonald's, you get them. You must have the whole collection.
26) You have or have done more then 10 of the things on this list
27) Walt Disney is your idol.
28) The first place you ever got "carded" was at WDW and you were soooo excited about it!
29) You sleep with your favorite plush Disney character
30) Your watch is a Mickey Mouse watch
31) Your doorbell plays "It’s A Small World"
32) You only drink your coffee or tea from a Disney mug
33) All you search for on the web is Disney sites.
34) You apply for a new credit card, just because it's a Disney Credit Card!
35) You have trouble remembering what your favorite NON – Disney movies are because that’s all you watch
36) You have Disney wallpaper on your monitor
37) Your birthday is the same as Walt's
38) You start your own website (or multiple websites!) dedicated to Disney
39) You start a travel agency that ONLY sells Disney travel
40) You have or have done more than 20 of the things on this list
41) You start a podcast dedicated to Disney
42) Your current pet, or the one that you are thinking about getting soon has a Disney name
43) The lanyard that you use for your work ID card is a Walt Disney World lanyard
44) Your oldest son (now almost 16) has been to WDW 7 times and is free to wander WDW on his own, as he knows the parks and wouldn't get lost; your youngest son (now almost 4), has been to WDW 3 times (does in-utero count?) and asks "when are we going to Mickey's house again?"
45) You spend countless hours on eBay looking for Disney deals
46) Your walls are plastered with expensive framed Disney artwork EDIT: Guilty!
47) You have a room in your house dedicated to Disney with shelf after shelf of merchandise on display EDIT: Guilty! (Again!)
48) Your Mickey Mouse beach towel is bigger than any one else's towel on the beach
49) You wear Mickey Mouse underwear (and you're dying to show someone!)
50) You show someone your "Disney Room", you immediately stick in a Disney DVD so it'll be playing when they arrive
51) Your Pin lanyard is too heavy and it's causing you to have backaches every time you wear it
52) People come up to you and ask when Walt was born and you give them his life story
53) You sit or stand in an attraction and mouth the entire speel word-for-word and people look at you like you're a crazed mental patient
54) All you listen to are Disney attraction MP3s on your computer, iPOD or Laptop EDIT: GUILTY!
55) You have gigs and gigs of Disney multimedia on your computer EDIT: Moving on...
56) You know how high in both feet and metres that Cinderella's Castle is
57) You know how many carved animals appear on the Tree of Life
58) You get choked up hearing the Fantasmic! finale music
59) You create your own Disney avatar
60) You have done more than 30 of the things on this list
61) You scan the feature centerfold photo of every Disney Magazine and use them for screen backgrounds (EDIT: Disney Magazine hasn't existed for several years)
62) You know just as much as or more than the Cast Member you're talking to when you call to book your WDW vacation
63) You have Disney sheets/bed linens
64) Your home is decorated with items from Mouse Surplus.
65) You've got at least one Disney related tattoo
66) The only Spanish you know is "Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas" and "Permanecer sentados por favor".
67) You get married and/or honeymoon at a Disney Park.
68) You still refer to the TTA as the WEDway Peoplemover.
69) You spend more time per day reading Disney sites online than you do sleeping.
70) You have Disney family pictures scattered among your own family pictures.
71) You can do the "Mickey Dance" from Fantasmic.
72) People consider you the "end all" for anything Disney. Any question about anything Disney is always relayed to you. EDIT: GUILTY!
73) When people are buying a gift for you, they know that if it's anything Disney, you'll automatically love it.
74) You take napkins from the Disney parks to use at home or…
75) You take napkins from the Disney parks and keep them as souvenirs
76) You recognize music from the Disney parks when you hear it in other places that have nothing to do with Disney.
77) You start drawing plans for your very own custom built Disney house.
78) You keep hoping the population number on the Disneyland Train Station sign will change
79) Your "Disney Room" door has a "Dead Men Tell No Tales - Enter at your own risk" sign on it
80) You keep all the gift shop receipts, airline tickets and baggage claim tickets you ever obtained from trips to the parks in a family photo album
81) 75% of your video collection is Disney DVDs.
82) You dress up as a Disney character for Halloween in your own hand-made costume
83) You throw a surprise Disney birthday party for one of your kids
84) You keep a "Disney Trip" jar and put all your spare change in it in preparation for your next trip EDIT: And you can't pick it up anymore because it's too heavy
85) Your bathroom faucets and fixtures are porcelain Mickey Mouse gloves
86) Family members and friends complain because you "waste" your money on too much Disney merchandise EDIT: OMG so true!
87) You can pinpoint the locations of all the "Hidden Mickeys" at each Disney park.
88) You noted that you have 6 or more letters in your name that are included in the name "Walt Disney" EDIT: GUILTY!
89) You get the urge to hurt someone when they refer to Spaceship Earth as "The Big Golf Ball"
90) You get another urge when someone refers to the Magic Kingdom as Disney World
91) You get another urge when you say you're going to Disneyland and someone asks if it's the one in Florida.
92) You never have to tell anyone what you want for Christmas of your Birthday.
93) The cast members at the Disney Store call you by your first name.
94) You politely ask that there be no eating, drinking, smoking or flash photography when showing off your Disney things
95) You remind people in your car to keep their hands and arms inside the car at all times
96) You refuse to mature enough to appreciate Warner Bros.
97) You know the entire score of the men's room ambient music
98) You upstage the cast member at the Information Desk at City Hall by telling him things he didn't even know about Disney EDIT: GUILTY!
99) You have plush Disney toys on the dashboard or back window of your car, a Mickey antenna ball and Mickey Mouse-shaped bumper stickers EDIT: GUILTY of all 3!
100) You just moved and have more boxes of Disney stuff rather than clothes and don't know what to do with them.
101) When you have a friend's mom call you instead of ordering a Disney vacation package or looking at the park maps!
102) If you have no room available in your computer because they're all filled with Disney music
103) If you have your own vintage Disney record collection.
Brand new, as of today:
104) You have a train set you refer to as the "Carolwood Pacific"
105) You yell at your kids in the car to turn off "Let It Go" because it's such an annoying song, and when they're gone, you turn it back on and crank the volume.
Feel free to add your own! Keep the numbers consistent!
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Gonna go ahead and assume #1 is hyperbole. If not, that list is more sad than funny...
