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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
- Messages
- 4,731
- You can name everyone you graduated with.
- You know what 4-H is.
- You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the
middle of a dirt road.
- You schedule parties around the schedule of different
police officers, since you know which ones would bust you
and which ones wouldn't- same goes with the game warden.
- You ever went cow tipping or snipe hunting.
- School gets cancelled for state events.
- You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks
knew how old you were (and if you were old they'd tell your
parents anyhow).
- It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.
- You had senior skip day.
- The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
- You don't give directions by street names or directions by
references (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks east Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track field).
- The cc golf course had only 9 holes.
- You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend.
- Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will
never own a dark vehicle for this reason.
- You think kids that ride skateboards are weird.
- The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty", but
is actually just like your town.
- Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise
- You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich
people."
- The people in the city dress funny, then you pick-up on the
trend two years later.
- Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the
feed store.
- You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through
town.
- Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to
get stronger.
- The city council meets at the coffee shop.
- Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart.
- Even the ugly people enter beauty pageants.
- Your teacher calls you by your older siblings names.
- You know what 4-H is.
- You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the
middle of a dirt road.
- You schedule parties around the schedule of different
police officers, since you know which ones would bust you
and which ones wouldn't- same goes with the game warden.
- You ever went cow tipping or snipe hunting.
- School gets cancelled for state events.
- You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks
knew how old you were (and if you were old they'd tell your
parents anyhow).
- It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.
- You had senior skip day.
- The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
- You don't give directions by street names or directions by
references (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks east Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track field).
- The cc golf course had only 9 holes.
- You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend.
- Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will
never own a dark vehicle for this reason.
- You think kids that ride skateboards are weird.
- The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty", but
is actually just like your town.
- Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise
- You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich
people."
- The people in the city dress funny, then you pick-up on the
trend two years later.
- Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the
feed store.
- You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through
town.
- Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to
get stronger.
- The city council meets at the coffee shop.
- Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart.
- Even the ugly people enter beauty pageants.
- Your teacher calls you by your older siblings names.
) until a tall semi drove thru town one day. Needless to say, the light came crashing down......
