You know your a DISer if

[can'twait]

Many evening conversations start with "today on the Disboards. . ."

So true!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Missy1961]

When someone in your "real" life annoys you, you wonder if you should start a thread about it, and maybe even start writing it in your mind.

When you find yourself wondering how so-and-so's husband or son or daughter, etc. is doing after their medical crisis, and you've never met them.

 

[jimmiej]

Many evening conversations start with "today on the Disboards. . ."

 

[DisneyPhD]

Everytime you have a question about ANYTHING, your first thought is to rush to the computer and post the question on Disboards. You just know SOMEONE will have the answer!

You quickly click out of Disboards when you hear your husband, son, daughter, enter the house because you don't really want them to know how much time you spend here!

That is so true, you guys really came through for me with the eyebrows thing!

I think DH has an idea how much time I spend here and is a little scared. (he checks out the DVC board though.)

 

[Mister Incredible]

Before you talk to anyone you tell them whether it's a RANT or LONG.

Even though you have never sold or bought anything on ebay you are considered an expert by your friends because of your knowledge.

You are constantly counting down things and doing the happy dance.
for example: one more day until I do the laundry

You called Applebees 120 days in advance for a reservation

 

[ahutton]

You know you DIS too much when your DH asks you a question and you say "I don't know" so he says to post on DIS and find out the answer. You guys have never let him down!

Oh - and I always re-read what I write before I post because both of my parents post here and I have to make sure I never say something that I'm not comfortable with THEM reading!

 

[DisneyPhD]

Sometimes you post just to see your count down clock again. (2 weeks, 5 days, )

you don't know how old your baby is until you look at the clicker in your sig.

 

[HUFF590]

1.The boss says , are you reading that Dis thing again?
2. The wife says , are you reading that Dis thing again?
3. The kids say """"""""
ETC ETC ETC LOL

 

[escape]

When your husband sarcastically asks, "Well, did you consult the DIS boards on this matter?"

 

[snowwhitesmom]

You quickly click out of Disboards when you hear your husband, son, daughter, enter the house because you don't really want them to know how much time you spend here!

OKAY - WHO RATTED ME OUT???????

 

[Shugardrawers]

You have 61 recipes for meatloaf, 18 for pork chops, and 245 for festive appetizers and cookies.

Your self esteem is affected by how many threads you've killed lately.

You've actually done this dance in real life

You check your email in the morning and it says you have 68 new messages. All of them from the Dis Discussion Boards.

 

[jamzots]

Your husband, wife, so, calls and says what's for dinner and you say "huh?" and they know darn well that there is nothing planned for dinner because you've been too busy dis'ing.

Dis'ing is considered "ME TIME"

DS 6 months has spent so much time on my lap while I am on dis boards that HE is starting to do the happy dance!

Friday nights I am no longer looking forward to date night, party night, movie night, or family night... it's Dis night!!

 

[Candleshoe]

Your idea of a quiet evening at home is the kids in bed, the lights down low, putting something comfortable on, and curling up with the DIS.

 

[KristaTX]

-Your non-DIS friends call you "DIS".
-You get really sad when there is a DIS meet in Ohio or Boston and you can't go .
-You go to MVMCP with a bunch of DIS friends, and then insist that all 10 of you absolutely must be in the same photo (which is normally limited to 6 people ):

 

[Towncrier]

-You go to MVMCP with a bunch of DIS friends, and then insist that all 10 of you absolutely must be in the same photo (which is normally limited to 6 people ):

...and you don't know the last names of half of the people in the photo.

 

[charlie,nj]

You know you’re a disser.

….if you can’t open a can of corn with a straight face..


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[Lyn5]

...and you don't know the last names of half of the people in the photo.

...or the first names of their SO....

 

[DisneyPhD]

You have all these great deals of free things you found out about on the budget board.

You have way too much silver jewelery that you paid 5.99 for.

You now are a faithful croc wearer and bought a pair for every member of your family.

 

[Towncrier]

...or the first names of their SO....

...or the first names of half the people in the photo...

 

[charlie,nj]

You know you’re a disser..

..if you can’t eat a turkey leg with a straight face.